The UN has announced that it is concerned with reports claiming English troops are massing at the Scottish border, drawing parallels between Russia and Ukraine. Sunday's referendum held in Ukraine's Crimea region, which resulted in Crimea becoming...
DUBLIN, Ireland - The World Food Coalition has been in existence since October 15, 1944. And in that time it has provided food to virtually every country in the world, except for the United States, England, and the African country of Dutch West Wa...
LONDON, ENGLAND - A spokesman for Celebrity Scottish Chef, Gordon Ramsay, announced today that Ramsay is calling it quits. Ramsay, 47, whose restaurants have been awarded 15 Michelin Stars, is retiring and turning all 26 of his worldwide restaur...
LONDON, ENGLAND - The Righties vs. Lefties Extreme Darts Challenge will be held at the Alexandra Palace next month, according to the Professional Darts Corporation. Gowan McCowan, spokesman for the group stated, "We are going to have a Righties ve...
MCMURDO STATION, ANTARCTICA - Some American researchers stationed at Antarctica are a little concerned about the 4th research station China recently built here. "Well, for one thing, it is shaped like a UFO and it is on stilts," commented Dr. Fill...
LONDON, ENGLAND - Sources from Buckingham Palace announced that a flash mob appeared in Queen Elizabeth's bedchamber at the palace in the wee hours Monday night. Apparently, the Queen awoke to the sound of her corgis' loud barking, and was able...
PORT ISAAC, CORNWALL - Exciting news from the set of Doc Martin. According to people who are close to the set, in Season 7, Doc Martin will leave Louiser after realizing Mrs. Tishell is, in fact, more his type. Louiser, meanwhile, takes off to...
SOCHI, RUSSIA - The greatest winter sport most people have never heard of is being bandied about as the next new winter Olympics event. To date, 29 countries, including Somalia and the U.S. have bandy federations. The first recorded games of ba...
DERBY, England - Rolls Royce has just informed the news media that they have decided to move their operations overseas to the Republic of Mexico. Covington Willard Fogstenmeister, III, a spokesperson for the auto manufacturer, explained that the r...
As the "Irish Freemasons' Young Musician of the Year" competition gets under way at the Masonic Hall, Molesworth Street, Dublin with a staggering 10K Euros on offer in prizes, a surprise decision has been announced by 359 Degree Mason Hektor Rameses...
Get Maxwell Don Adams Smart, or Get Smart, as it was called for short, celebrated the U. S. Central Intelligence Agency. It starred Maxwell Don Adams Smart, an actual CIA agent who loved numbers, particularly 99. The series was designed to showcase the efficiency and sophistication of U. S. federal bureaucracies and to make Americans feel safe and happy to part with the millions of dollars in taxe...
Although not as expensive to produce and not usually considered as "good" as motion pictures, television (TV) shows are still, by everyone's standards except, perhaps, those of Bill Gates, costly and, therefore, even their goofs, flubs, fuckups, boners, and bloopers, as mistakes by cast and crew are called (except when they're called outtakes or, in England, "a comedy of errors"), are often preser...
Rupert Giles studied at Oxford University, but dropped out before earning a history degree to become a voyeur, or "watcher," as his father and grandmother Edna had been before him. Rather than taking his wayward son to task for wasting what could have been a superb education at one of the world's leading universities, Giles' father approved of his decision, affirming it as a fulfillment of his "de...
SAVANNAH, Georgia - National Focus Magazine is reporting that former cooking show host Paula Deen has been offered a job in England. Durango Tucker with NFM reported that Queen Elizabeth has been following the sad fall from grace of Paula Deen and...
NEW YORK CITY - Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue is reporting that there appears to be some problems in the fairy tale marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge. Wasabi spoke with a correspondent with Engl...
LONDON - The Rolling Stones have been rocking and rolling since 1962, and the elderly English lads show no signs of stopping or even tapering off. Lead singer Mick Jagger and lead guitarist Keith Richards are both 69. The band's drummer Charlie Wa...
LONDON - A representative with Britain's Burger Bureau has reported that tests have shown that traces of horse meat have been found in some Burger King burgers. According to The Ta Ta For Now News Agency equine DNA in the form of M&M size mors...
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