Dear Scobie Breasley, are you able to put us in contact with other of your ilk, that is, Australian Jockeys of a certain age or era? It is always our goal to have these fellows stuffed and then lean them against one another all along my garden path (crazed-paved, quite the "yellow brick road", and cloche-lined ("I loath thy microscopic Crystal Palaces, Hereward, Hereward and Hereward", quoth Au...
A top psychic has warned that the X Factor house could be haunted by angry dead moptops if they go ahead with plans to have a Beatles theme night today. The controversy-hit show will see Kate Waissel sing Help!, Matt Cardle will perform Come Toget...
Following numerous iPod repair claims at thousands of Apple retail locations, reportedly created by trying to force the reverse playing of the Beatles White Album, Apple has just announced an App that will play the famous track backwards to reveal th...
Susan Boyle, the Scottish singer, has now topped the album charts, simultaneously, in the UK and the USA. To be precise, Susan has done this, not once but twice in the space of a year: first with the "I Dreamed a Dream" album and now with her follow up album, "The Gift." Does that make Susan as successful as the Beatles, as some are claiming in the media? Not really, there is no comparison...
Scoring a musical coup by securing the entire Beatles song catalog, Apple will be releasing individual songs and full album offerings as early as next month, in time for the holiday season. There is a glitch to the functionality when compared to the...
Sir Paul McCartney,former member of a famous pop band called The Beatles, has announced that he is reforming the famous quartet for a series of concerts in America next year. The "moptop" explained: "I fookin' just made up some cardboard cut outs...
Film director Robert Zemeckis fired at hated rival James Cameron today, proclaiming that he is already in the process of remaking the 1968 classic 'Yellow Submarine'. Scheduled for release in 2012, the 3D update to the original animated version th...
A fanatical Satanist group have cast a "black demonic cloud" around the celebrations of John Lennon's 70th birthday. They claim that one of his and McCartney's songs was a devilish "rip off" and was stolen frome them by John. The song, "Lucy i...
The Jonas Brothers decided to use YouTube to celebrate and remember the late John Lennon on Lennon's 70th birthday. "Wow. If he were here today he'd look funny", stated Nick Jonas. "I mean, look at all those old farts. I guess Ono would have him a...
Manchester, England: During the last 13 years of the Labour Party Utopia, when the Union 'Brothers' had control of the Government due to their financial contributions, not a word was uttered about the dire state of Britain's financial situation. Th...
Yoko Ono returned to Liverpool, John's birthplace, to celebrate what would have been his 70th bithday, but was begged by the Mayor not to give a rendition of any classic Beatles songs in public, she promised not to! Yoko did actually attempt on s...
Glenn Beck originally attacked John Lennon posthumously for his quote "We are more popular than Jesus now." However, Beck recently admitted he now knows exactly what Lennon was referring to when he said those words. Beck now believes that not only is...
A professor of clinical psychology at Victoria University in Wellington, New Zealand, included a lecture on crowd psychology in his annual course. To illustrate mass hysteria, he regularly showed TV news footage of teenage crowds greeting the Beatles at the local airport in the 1960's. The professor showed this film for many years because it was the best example of mass hysteria. However,...
LONDON - The much awaited true story of 60s music icons Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, and Cilla Black had its premier in London's famed Mrs. Eric Idle Royal Auditorium. The British Birds was produced by noted producer Duffy Bayou-Gauche, who h...
A historian has revealed evidence that the Beatles never wrote their songs but stole them from the famous William Shakespeare. The historian has discovered that the famous "Cavern club" in Liverpool has been in existence since the Romans invaded but in the sixteen hundreds it was a notorious coffee shop and a haunt of the poets and playwright of the day this has continued to the present day.
Sir Paul McCartney has said that he will record an album later this summer with a South African musical ensemble, with the central focus on the vuvuzela, that annoying trumpet thingy from the World Cup. McCartney, the former Beatle, who seemingly...
London, England - Beatles fans who have been waiting for years to hear their favorite Beatles tunes on iTunes are just going to have to keep waiting. The record label is holding the tunes hostage. "That's about the extent of it," claims Sir Paul M...
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