A major air carrier announced today that it will be starting a new airline. Their slogan: "all children, all noise, all the time." A spokesman for NoiseAirBlue said, "We're proud to give the adult flying public something they've been beggi...
The Honk Kong based airline Cathay Pacific is facing financial ruin after its share value tanked in the wake of the news that pre tax profits for the year ending March 31st, 2011 had plunged by over 50%. Global brand manager Wing Fen Song has been...
CHICAGO - Speaking before an assembled group of news media the director of The United States National Passenger Aviation Alliance Sherman S. Turnbuckle, has stated that his agency has decided to raise ticket prices by 21 percent. Mr. Turnbuckle po...
British Airways and Spanish airline Iberia have signed a deal to merge and create one of the world's biggest airline groups. The merger, which was provisionally agreed in November last year, is expected to be completed by the end of this year.
It has been announced that no fruitcakes will be allowed on International flights from now on. Does this mean the end to air travel as a mode of transportation currently enjoyed by Spoof Writers, Richard Simmons,Clay Aiken and the rest of the gay...
CHICAGO - Upton Dashersteen, president of The United States Pilots Federation Union, has stated that one of his steering committees has come up with a plan that will avert a strike by the pilots union. Dashersteen stated that airline pilots repres...
For those football fans planning ahead to 2018 - which we ALL know by now is to be staged in Russia, choose your airlines wisely. This just in: The Dagestan Airlines Tupolev airliner carrying more than 160 people overshot the runway after landing at Domodedovo airport outside Moscow, with all three engines dead. More than 50 people were injured in the accident as the plane fell apart.
The TSA stunned the nation today by announcing that scanners and pat downs do not do enough to detect terrorist devices on flight passengers. Passengers must now completely disrobe in order to board a flight. "We tried to come up with a better so...
George Doofus, owner and sole employee running the Isle of Wight ferry from the Isle to the mainland, issued this statement after travellers on the ferry reported him for sexual misconduct. "It's true. I won't deny it. I have been patting down a...
Perverts and other sexual deviants (if there ARE any more) are rushing in the hundreds to Travel Agents worldwide, or booking online, for cheap flights to 'anywhere and everywhere' in the world. They don't want to travel, they just want 'cheap thr...
The FAA announced today that it is going to try to impose new regulations that will ban clothes from all domestic airports and airlines. The new regulations have to pass through Congress before it can be implemented. A pole was conducted outside L...
JFK AIRPORT, New York - "Since its inception, JumboJetBlue has remained on the forefront of air travel safety, convenience, and service. And so, from now on, all JumboJetBlue passengers and employees will travel in the nude," announced naked JumboJe...
Fryanair passengers diverted from Beauvais (F) to Belgium because of fog refused to leave the plane today because they were enjoying the comfort too much. The flight was full with French passengers having a grand time paying extortionate prices fo...
In a move to help quell the uproar over airport full-body scanners, Department of Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano put in a personal call to the Man of Steel asking for help. The growing backlash from both passengers and pilots prompted an...
Aviation authorities the world over have come together and unanimously agreed that no one will be allowed to wear their own clothes on any flights, anywhere, effective immediately. Following on from previous security related flying restriction lik...
British Airways which for years has suffered the worst record of baggage loss for any airline has announced a new strategy to cut losses. From 1st January 2011 all of BA's customer baggage will be sent by Ryan Air. Although Ryan Air only operat...
Unite Union's vote for strike action against the British Airports Authority (BAA) has the sheep community in uproar. 'This is discrimination against animals' announced the RSPCA 'we strongly urge Unite to think again.' BAA has yet to react but is...
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