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Funny story: Paul McCartney To Record Vuvuzela Album

Paul McCartney To Record Vuvuzela Album

Sir Paul McCartney has said that he will record an album later this summer with a South African musical ensemble, with the central focus on the vuvuzela, that annoying trumpet thingy from the World Cup. McCartney, the former Beatle, who seemingly...

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Funny story: The Dixie Chicks Are Back And On Tour With The Eagles And Sisters Martie and Emily Say That Lead Singer Natalie Will Be Keeping Her Effen Mouth Shut This Time!

The Dixie Chicks Are Back And On Tour With The Eagles And Sisters Martie and Emily Say That Lead Singer Natalie Will Be Keeping Her Effen Mouth Shut This Time!

TORONTO - When the Dixie Chicks opened up for The Eagles in Toronto's Yellow Icicles Convention Center, it was the first time they had taken the concert stage in four years. The DCs had kind of been keeping a low profile ever since lead singer Nat...

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Funny story: David Gilmour Sacks Susan Boyle From Pink Floyd

David Gilmour Sacks Susan Boyle From Pink Floyd

As quick as it began, it's all over! - That was the message this lunchtime, as Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour sensationally sacked the former Britain's Got Talent loser Susan Boyle just days after the pair announced their extraordinary collaborat...

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Funny story: The CMT Music Awards: Kid Rock and Carrie Underwood Steal The Show

The CMT Music Awards: Kid Rock and Carrie Underwood Steal The Show

NASHVILLE - This years edition of the Country Music Television Music Award Show had more surprises than usual. Detroit resident Kid Rock, who is about as country as the good sisters from The Bunny Fufu Nuns Rectory in Boston are pole dancers showe...

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Funny story: Anarchy in the UK 'Best of all Time'

Anarchy in the UK 'Best of all Time'

The World Music Federation has concluded a world wide survey of the best of popular music of all time. The results are bound to cause uproar throughout the entertainment industry. TOP Popular Music is 'Anarchy in the UK' by the Sex Pistols. The choice may overturn the British Government. Second was 'Empty Bed Blues' by Bessie Smith. Public sympathy for this choice is assured. Third...

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Funny story: Rolling Stone, Keith Richards hangs himself after Brits choose Led Zeppelin and Freddy Mercury as their favs!

Rolling Stone, Keith Richards hangs himself after Brits choose Led Zeppelin and Freddy Mercury as their favs!

Jonathan Ross (who?) heading one of his most bizarre and pathetic shows ever asked the British public and a couple of wannabee, has-been celebs to vote for their best British rock performers ever. It turned out that the show was indeed manipulat...

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Funny story: Al Gore's Block Rockin' Beats

Al Gore's Block Rockin' Beats

Author, businessperson and American environmental activist, Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, announced today that he is to dip his toe in to the world of music we call pop. Mr Gore says that he found his inspiration and realised his musical talents whilst...

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Funny story: Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

HARLEM - Hip hop rapper 50 Cent was in Harlem visiting his favorite cousin Tyrone P. Blumenthal, aka 25 Cent, when he was asked if the rumors of a super rap group were true. The man known as 50 Cent, jiggled his neck bling bling, took out the obli...

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Funny story: Girls Aloud split; Cheryl Cole to join Black Eyed Peas

Girls Aloud split; Cheryl Cole to join Black Eyed Peas

All-girls group Girls Aloud have today announced they have decided to go their separate ways. In what has been described in various media outlets as a "break up", the band members are said to be each branching out to pursue their own various interest...

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Funny story: Lily Allen Not A Patch On Kate Bush Says 1970s Music Buff

Lily Allen Not A Patch On Kate Bush Says 1970s Music Buff

Lily Allen may have won 3 Novello awards for her songwriting and her interpretation of 'The Fear' but according to 1970s music buff Fluff Babcock she'll never be as good as 70s weirdness icon Kate Bush who stunned a nation with her squeaky voiced ren...

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Funny story: Third note heard in Lily Allen's latest song!

Third note heard in Lily Allen's latest song!

There was outrage today from fans of Lily Allen across the world as her latest song "Whatever" was heard to have a third note. Even worse, this note was actually sung in tune, according to Jeremy...Clarkson...In the World. After severe pressure f...

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Funny story: Madonna Says Miley Cyrus Is Too Young To Be Singing Songs Like "Can't Be Tamed"

Madonna Says Miley Cyrus Is Too Young To Be Singing Songs Like "Can't Be Tamed"

DULUTH, Minnesota - Madonna had just finished performing to a sell-out crowd at The Frozen Fauna Auditorium (217 seats) in downtown Duluth when she was asked about the new Miley Cyrus song "Can't Be Tamed." Madonna, whose real name is Louise Cicco...

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Funny story: SPIN Magazine Folds; Claims It Is Too Cool For Itself

SPIN Magazine Folds; Claims It Is Too Cool For Itself

After 25 years on the newsstands, SPIN Magazine has folded due to its overwhelming awesomeness in all things cool. Since its inception in 1985, SPIN Magazine was immediately recognized for its overt coolness by covering unknown artists at the tim...

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Funny story: Tila Tequila's Song "Get Me Off" Has Been Voted The Most Vulgar Song In Music History

Tila Tequila's Song "Get Me Off" Has Been Voted The Most Vulgar Song In Music History

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tila Tequila has bounced back onto the newspaper headlines after being absent for about a month or so. One of the most reputable music magazines in the world Pitchy Bitchy Magazine has just named Tequila's latest song "Get Me Off"...

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Funny story: Sir Alan Sugarbabe releases new album

Sir Alan Sugarbabe releases new album

London based rapper Sir Alan Sugarbabe is releasing an album of Cockney Classics. The eagerly-awaited new album, which is entitled: "Roll Out The Barrowboys" also features former Spurs and England football manager Hairy Tennisballs performing the...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson's Hit Song "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It" Hits #1

Kelly Clarkson's Hit Song "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It" Hits #1

CHICAGO - Kelly Clarkson was in town to sing the National Anthem at a Chicago Cubs games when she was asked about her most recent song. Clarkson, beamed with pride, as she said that her song "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It" went from being numb...

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Funny story: M.I.A. Ginger Genocide Vid Banned

M.I.A. Ginger Genocide Vid Banned

A music video by M.I.A. which shows some ginger haired people being rounded up by cops, shot, set on fire and forced to walk across a minefield has been banned by top website You Tube for breaching regulations regarding pornographic/violent content.

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