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Funny story: Town Celebrates Twelve Days of Christmas With Book Burnings

Town Celebrates Twelve Days of Christmas With Book Burnings

PEQUOT, SD --- It began ten years ago, when Pastor Brian Frank of Pequot's Christ Anger Church during one of his sermons tore the Song of Solomon out of his Bible, exhorted the congregation to do the same, and burned the offensive verses right in fro...

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Funny story: Neighborhood Turns on Man with a Million Lights

Neighborhood Turns on Man with a Million Lights

Jonestown, USA - Jason Smith likes Christmas lights, in fact, he likes them so much he has nearly a million of them... really. Jason's neighbors like Christmas lights too. But not as much as Jason does, so they are taking him to court.

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Funny story: Beatle Warning Issued for Artificial Christmas Trees

Beatle Warning Issued for Artificial Christmas Trees

Beatle Warning Issued for Artificial Christmas Trees...

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Funny story: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

(or How do you think Santa Claus put on those extra pounds?)...

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Funny story: Queen has Christmas surprise for Mayor Livingstone

Queen has Christmas surprise for Mayor Livingstone

Buckingham Palace, Friday 17 December (Rioters) - Amid guffaws of side-splitting laughter, Her Majesty the Queen has announced an imminent plan to publish a new Royal Website detailing all her portfolio of property assets in the United Kingdom and...

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Funny story: Star Wars Christmas Movie Announced

Star Wars Christmas Movie Announced

George Lucas Today announced that Star Wars III ½ will be released in December 2005. It's working title is "The Rise of Darth Claus".

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Funny story: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Admits Taking Steroids

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Admits Taking Steroids

For too many years to remember, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has led Santa's sleigh through the darkened and chilled skies of a Christmas Eve night delivering presents to children in every corner of the earth. But that may not happen this year...

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Funny story: Jordan and Peter in right Royal row

Jordan and Peter in right Royal row

English glamour girl Jordan and live-in lover Peter Andre are said to be furious over plans by BBC3 to steal their thunder this Christmas.

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Funny story: 400 Tons of Extras in Deluxe Fahrenheit 9/11 DVD

400 Tons of Extras in Deluxe Fahrenheit 9/11 DVD

A special collector's edition of the Michael Moore classic movie Fahrenheit 9/11 goes on sale this week aimed at the lucrative Christmas market.

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Funny story: Santa Claus Outsources To India

Santa Claus Outsources To India

In the Santa Clause Village in Rovaniemi, Finland, Christmas is a yearlong affair. Though Santa collects lists and delivers presents in a few days before Christmas, workers at the Santa Claus Operations (SCO) centre have to work all throughout the ye...

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Funny story: Kerry Produces Diary To End Vietnam Row

Kerry Produces Diary To End Vietnam Row

Democratic presidential nominee, Senator John Kerry has reluctantly produced his 1968 diary in order to once and for all defuse the row over his time in Vietnam. Kerry has repeatedly told his account of being aboard a gunboat in Cambodia on Christmas...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Releases "Naughty and Nice" List

Santa Claus Releases "Naughty and Nice" List

Early this morning, and months before its scheduled release date, Father Christmas today surprised the world with an early release of his list of ‘who's been naughty and who's been nice'. The list, a virtual who's who in world politics and bu...

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Funny story: Kwanzaa stolen, Grinch held for questioning

Kwanzaa stolen, Grinch held for questioning

WHOVILLE - The Grinch, described by neighbors as a "mean one," was arrested Tuesday at his home near Whoville. He was held for questioning regarding the theft of Kwanzaa, a holiday that falls near Christmas and Hannukah.

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Funny story: Nader topples top two, poll says

Nader topples top two, poll says

CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, the general public would be confused and start to shop for Christmas.

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Funny story: LETTER TO SADDAM

LETTER TO SADDAM

Dear Sady When you came over on Christmas of 1968 we smoked the cigars that your parents gave me. We almost felt like real adults as we talked abou...

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Funny story: Federal aid flown in to assist those trapped in Wal-Mart "return" line

Federal aid flown in to assist those trapped in Wal-Mart "return" line

The post Christmas rush to return gifts has reached near tragic proportions, as the line at a customer service counter at a Newark Wal-Mart has grown out-of-control, creating a security and sanitation nightmare for the area.

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Funny story: Queen slams Anne in Christmas Speech

Queen slams Anne in Christmas Speech

The Queen's Christmas Day speech was recorded at an Army barracks this year - because it was the only place where Her Majesty felt safe from Princess Anne's killer dog.

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