SALEM, MA-Not satisfied with routing religion from America's public schoolrooms, liberal Democrats and Godless infidels (or is that being superfluous?) have set their sights on the next-and last-frontier. With Satan on their side, there's a grassroot...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States has today denied any wrongdoing of fostering negative feelings towards the French before the War on Iraq began. Many critics of America, mainly liberals, have accused the United States of creating prejudice to a...
CAPITOL HILL-Harriet Miers, George W. confidant and new-crony-on-the-hill Supreme Court nominee, will soon become a household word across America and around the world. The fact that she has been, up to now, completely unheard of, will be of no conseq...
The Western powers are to remove all bans on whaling as the international oil crisis deepens. And America's acne-ridden, hormone-charged adolescents are also being drafted in as a supplementary source of fuel.
Nashville -- Forget LASIK, white canes, or seeing eye dogs. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn., has miraculously healed the blind trust which once blinded him to values of stock in Hospital Corporation of America (HCA) . While he has yet to...
My father had to go to the hospital last night. He was having trouble breathing and the doctor said that his heart was not pumping enough blood. Dad is 71 years old and had a triple bypass about twelve years ago, so heart problems are not unexpected. The reason I write this, however, is to detail four different conversations with three different nurses within two hours that makes me q...
San Francisco -- In a controversial ruling in San Francisco's 9th District Court Judge Larry Karlton declared today that America is no longer a nation "Under God." In his ruling, Karlton remarked that "American citizens are now...
Nearly two weeks after the Gulf States were devastated by Hurricane Katrina, the President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, finally saw for himself the devastation in his first official visit to New Orleans.
New Orleans -- In a shock turnaround, the President of America offers full monetary and emotional aid to the victims of Hurricane Katrina.
Paris---Paris Hilton started the week by being caught by a paparazzi in the same knee length red geometric Diane von Furstenberg dress that America's Next Top Model finalist Brittany Brower wore. Clearly, this is a grossly unfashionable scenario for...
COLOGNE, Germany (Reuters)-On Saturday, Pope Benedict XVI delivered a blunt message that Islam must give up its oil to America and Christian-Republican oil companies like Exxon Mobil. He said an improvement in relations with Islam "is a vital nece...
BEVERLY HILLS, Cal. (AP)-American monster homes are bigger, uglier and more overpriced that ever before, and this is sparking a backlash against the "McMansionization"of the towns and cities across the nation. Communities like the upscale city of...
PLYMOTH ROCK, MA-"Back to Basics." That's the slogan being used to inaugurate a new law that literally touches every native-born and naturalized American of school age and older. Commencing January 1, 2007, class is in session. The subject: AMERICA-1...
The war on terror took a shocking twist yesterday when it emerged that Osama bin Laden has finally been captured…in America.
Taking advantage of the fact the Republicans control both houses of Congress, on Tuesday, Senator Bill Frist pushed a package of new labor laws through the Senate, designed to help make America more competitive, once again, in the International mar...
As most of America already knows, Cindy Sheehan, mother of slain Army Specialist Casey Sheehan who was killed in the Sadr City section of Baghdad in April of 2004 has been holding vigil under the blazing Texas sun since Saturday, August 6th dema...
UFI -- Shocked by the electrocution of three Scout leaders at their national jamboree, the Boy Scouts of America today announced a new Electrical Safety Merit Badge, to be known as a "Sparky." Avoiding potential electrocution during tent...
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