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Funny story: Belgian terrorist targets Pope and Paisley

Belgian terrorist targets Pope and Paisley

Famous Belgian anarchist and custard pie-thrower, Noel Godin, has vowed to target the Pope AND Ian Paisley if the suggested second visit by the Pope to Northern Ireland goes ahead. The Pope has been a long-term target for Godin whose organisation hu...

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Funny story: God sacks Pope

God sacks Pope

God has sacked Pope John Paul II. The dismissal came soon after a 10-minute telephone conversation the two had.

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Funny story: George Bush to Pope John Paul: John Kerry is Satan

George Bush to Pope John Paul: John Kerry is Satan

President George W. Bush had a private meeting with Catholic Pope John Paul II in Rome where the President asked the Pope for help in his re election bid. President Bush, a born again Evangelical Christian who believes all Catholics will burn in Hell...

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Funny story: Pope tough on Bush at meeting

Pope tough on Bush at meeting

ROME -- Pope John Paul II met with President Bush and told him to shut up and stop calling God his pal while waging war.

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Funny story: Pope to canonise General Pinochet

Pope to canonise General Pinochet

(Santa Monicalewinski, Chile) Following last week's widespread euphoria among the cocaine-growing agricultural community south of Santiago that former dictator General Pinochet had been stripped of immunity from prosecution for torture and mass...

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Funny story: Pope Names New Saints

Pope Names New Saints

Vatican City, Vatican--- The papacy, in its effort to look hip and cool, to a modern world, has, to quote celebrity Chef Emeril "Bam"...

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Funny story: Pope Offers ‘Buy One Get One Free' Catholic Weddings

Pope Offers ‘Buy One Get One Free' Catholic Weddings

The Vatican switchboard was jammed yesterday when the ageing Pontiff offered discounted terms for all weddings booked for this summer.

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Funny story: John Paul II To Retire - Become a Fill-In Bartender

John Paul II To Retire - Become a Fill-In Bartender

The Vatican announced today that because of continuing bad health John Paul II would resign 1 June 2004 as Pope of the Roman Catholic Church.

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Funny story: Clergy in turmoil.

Clergy in turmoil.

The Pope today denounced the author of a new book, published this week, saying the book was an affront to god fearing Christians everywhere.

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Funny story: Jesus Christ admits - I didn't mean it.

Jesus Christ admits - I didn't mean it.

It's Easter, and the Pope, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and all the other blobby-arsed clergymen with yearnings for sprung-bottomed boys in the far-fetched world of Christendom are falling over themselves to fall before the image of the god they wor...

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Funny story: Latest Poll: God and Satan Even

Latest Poll: God and Satan Even

April 11, 2004 Pope John Paul II's Easter message called on God to help World Leaders end war, terrorism and poverty. This plea from the Pontif...

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Funny story: The Pope and PETA End Feud over Friday Fish.

The Pope and PETA End Feud over Friday Fish.

Bishop Santori Anderpopolis announced that the Pope and PETA have come to an understanding regarding Catholics and eating fish on Fridays. Clara Bennett the spokesperson for PETA called this a "great day" for our Catholic members. PETA also ho...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Takes Over Vatican: Tells Pope "You're Fired!"

Donald Trump Takes Over Vatican: Tells Pope "You're Fired!"

Vatican City, Vatican -- The Catholic Church, due to failing membership amongst its disgruntled flock, has been taken over by New York based de...

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Funny story: Pope declares Kerry ‘Second Coming'

Pope declares Kerry ‘Second Coming'

Vatican, Friday - In a shock announcement made at an impromptu Press Conference this morning the Supreme Pontiff has declared that John Kerry is "Christ reincarnated".

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Funny story: Pope Goes Hip-Hop To Attract Youth Back To the Church

Pope Goes Hip-Hop To Attract Youth Back To the Church

Vatican City, Vatican - Cardinal St. Louis, the Pope's right hand man, announced to the world today that "the Pope is dead."...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Made Honorary Priest!

Michael Jackson Made Honorary Priest!

The Vatican- Pope John Paul II today made Pop star and accused child molester, Michael Jackson an Honorary Priest.

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Funny story: Pope Idol

Pope Idol

Simon Fuller annouched today that he would do a religious Pop Idol. Pope Idol should hit UK screens later this year dubbed the "holy man's Pop Idol".

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