The true cause of the economic downturn has now become apparent during the Obama Presidencies new experiment with using the Internet to directly access the American public's opinion. When asked what needed to be down to solve the nations financial p...
Germany spent much of the first half of the twentieth century trying to take control of France and various other parts of the world. Ironically after being rescued by an Anglo-American alliance not once but twice, 21st Century frogs have decided that...
Tragedy has hit the upper levels of our society today as the economic crisis has caused many of the rich to lose their cushion of poor people that protected them from having to experience the basics of life. Many of the rich now have to polish their...
The furious but inept mob baying for Goodwins blood and brandishing an array of weapons warned of more attacks on UK wankers. The warning preceeded the attack on Sir Fred Goodwins castle of evil by a pitch fork, and torch wielding mob who promptly bu...
The United States Congress has announced that the millions in AIG bonus money that they had returned from AIG executives will be sent to Washington. The money will be evenly split between the 435 Representatives and 100 Senators as a bonus for their...
LONDON, England - According to Mr. Brown, host, world finance ministers have reached a sudden agreement. "If all the world's currencies aren't working now, what good will it do to introduce another one, such as the Amero or the acmetal, or or th...
God Almighty in close association with Satan has created a special hell for CEO's and other business leaders who have helped to create the present world-wide financial meltdown (it seems Satan himself couldn't stomach the gall of these money-engorged...
Brazilian president Loopi Loco de Silva claimed that current world economic problems were not the result of international trading and deficit budgeting, but caused by 'white basketball players with blue socks'. The surprise announcement was made a...
LONDON, England - Last week, Brown had called me to his office to release to me an exclusive story about the Pound. Brown had felt that the Pound was in danger of being devalued by the emerging acmetal (ACME) world fiat currency, backed only by the...
They are our heroes. They are the ones who have been leading us through the darkness into the light. They are the gods that we look to for inspiration and survival. They are the strong ones who protect us from the evils of the world. No, they are not the Watchmen, the X-Men or Batman. They are: THE FINANCIAL SUPERHEROES! Leaders of our society that have chosen a life...
Washington, DC - The president plans to have legislation introduced in the house that would eliminate all but one month of the year. That month would be February. Under the legislation February would be 365 days long, with an extra day of February ta...
For the first time since the great depression, Britain is in deflation - a period of falling prices. Inflation rose by 0.2% to reach 3.2%, sending economic experts and commentators into panic about plummeting prices. 'Falling prices are terrible,'...
Steve Gaunt, of Accrington, has recently voiced his opinions on the global economic crisis and the reasons behind it, it was revealed by his close friends and family. "I'm just a bit annoyed, really. The credit crunch is really hurting me and my...
Clever witch Blackrack and her worlock hubbie, Mullpointgard cast a spell on GAG insurance ogre and their bonuses and bailouts turned to poo. Poo is the newest, latest world currency that can only be spent on doing good. GAG millionaire bonus babies...
All over the UK there is one type of establishment that is bucking the trend and expanding fast. Pawnbrokers are spreading rapidly and as the recession bites, they are becoming the preferred way for thousands of people to raise much needed cash. Some of the success is due to the change in the public's perception of Pawnbrokers. A few years ago, Pawnbrokers were seen as unscrupulous places whic...
A.I.G. executives received bonuses after threatening the nation's economy. Hello? Even the Queen of Hearts must be scratching her head. Since when is incompetence rewarded with a bonus? Short answer: When the incompetents guard the hen house, the pig...
Here is the President's speech, made at the Alhambra Lincoln roadhouse in Washington DC: 'I have a dream, brothers and sisters, and Klansmen, I have - uhm mmm, baby - a dream that one day Bushes and Obamas can stand together, and make phoney speeches about things they know nothing about. I have a dream!' And as an old lady burst into applause at this, he continued in a Messianic Luther King...
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