Ordinary Boys singer Samuel Preston has proposed to serial wag Chantelle Houghton for the second time after the couple had been married and divorced. The romantic gesture happened in the final series of Ultimate Big Brother currently screening on...
Ex Big Brother housemate and ex human being, Jade Goody has returned to the Big Brother house for the ultimate showdown against other former Big Brother housemates. Goody turned up to the show in an urn and was then catapulted over the garden wall...
Crazy Celtic crooner Susan Boyle found herself in hot water today after she was caught on CCTV throwing a cat into a wheelie bin. SuBo was filmed walking past a house in Coventry when she stopped to stroke a tabby cat. Then after checking if anyon...
A 2 year old boy has become the youngest person ever to attain an A* grade at Maths A-Level. Abdullah Khan from Oxford has only been studying maths for 3 months but his parents believe he has a natural talent with figures. 'It all started when...
Eastenders hard man and current crack cocaine addict Phil Mitchell is set to appear in the soaps most controversial storyline yet - he will become addicted to writing spoofs. The crippling addiction begins after Mitchell gets bored of crack in...
From August 23rd Sky will no longer be broadcasting their Sky Sports News channel on digital Freeview. This means that unless viewers subscribe to Sky they will no longer be able to enjoy the unmissable Soccer Saturday presented by the legendary Jeff...
Ricky Gervais is being sued by a 45 year old accountant from Bristol over his award winning sitcom - The Office. Nigel Smallwood claims the sitcom, about the everyday events in an office, was based on an office he used to work in even though Gerva...
After Martin O'Neill's shock resignation from Aston Villa, 'Big' Ron Atkinson is favourite with the bookies to return to the hot seat at Villa Park. Atkinson was manager of the Villains from 1991-94 where he helped Villa win their first piece of s...
Isle of Wight born musician Wyclef Jean has said he will run for president of the Spoof hit Solent island. The Fugees star will officially announce his candidacy on Radio Solent's Julian Clegg's breakfast show on Thursday. The Isle of Wight is...
Police have launched a nationwide manhunt today for five men who have committed a crime that involves the vicious rape and assault of music. The five crap-haired, personality free individuals were last seen in a shopping centre in West London brut...
1) Make a child that's sitting on your back cry by braying as loudly as possible. 2) Make a child sitting on your back laugh by taking a dump on the feet of its parent. 3) Befriend a racehorse (preferably famous) and not just in the platonic sense. 4) Look permanently miserable even when you're not. 5) Parasail in Russia 6) Appear in a pornographic film 7) Visit Blackpool 8)...
Archaeologists in France have discovered what they believe to be the oldest porn in existence. The pornography is depicted in a series of graphic paintings in a remote cave the archaeologists have named Le Grande Gash. British scientist and fl...
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There was confusion today in Rothbury, Northumberland as armed police pursued what they believed to be a crazed bald bloke with a gun but eventually realised that Raoul Moat was just a very difficult Countdown Conundrum. As police became aware of...
There was pandemonium today as thousands of geeks queued up outside Apple's flagship store in Regent's Street desperate to get their hands on the brand new iVuvuzela. Several geeks had their glasses broken and wet themselves in the crush as police...
The Queen took revenge today on snot-nosed, misery Andy Murray by blowing on a Vuvuzela everytime he served a ball on the Centre Court at Wimbledon. The number four seed won his match in straight sets against Czech Jan Hazek but clearly looked vex...
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