Winter Olympics officials have banned Santa Claus and his sleigh from competing in any Bobsleigh events at the Winter Olympics. Santa, who wanted to compete under the name Kris Kringle, was escorted from the Bobsleigh course and told don't come b...
VANCOUVER - United States Winter Olympic medal winner Scotty Lago has been banned from Vancouver and told to return back to his hometown of Seabrook, New Hampshire. Lago, who is known as "The Great Scot" got carried away with his elation and jubil...
Winter Olympics officials are going to introduce a new sport to see if they can generate some interest as all events so far have been so boring that some spectators have fallen asleep. Two officials sitting having a drink the other night were look...
It's good news for sunbathers in Canada this week, but bad news for the Winter Olympics as temperatures in Vancouver soared into double figures. With a day time high of 12ºC and sunny weather forecast throughout the games, visitors have been trading...
Following complaints from competitors about the severity of the Vancouver weather the IOC has announced plans to switch the 2014 Games from Sochi, Russia to Barbados. IOC Winter Organiser Stig O'Treacy said "It's been very cold here. The wind hasn't...
As the Winter Olympics continue in wherever the hell they're taking place in this year, other athletes and sports people were wondering why exactly the Winter Olympics takes place at all. 'Don't ask me', four times gold medal-winning decathlete Daley Thompson said, 'I mean, it just seems like a lot or boring gits from cold countries nobody wants to visit playing boring games and jumping off thi...
American Idol contestant, singer and fashion maven Adam Lambert said he was 'smitten' after watching allegedly male figure skaters compete in Vancouver in recent days. "Those boys really turned the ice skating fashion industry upside down," he sai...
VANCOUVER - The Vancouver Winter Olympic Committee has stated that they are providing 100,000 free condoms for the athletes competing in the XXI Winter Olympic Games. Chester Bedbrazen, Director of The Prophylactic Sub-Committee for the Vancouver...
27 year old Amy Williams stormed into the gold medal slot in the Skeleton Luge event in the Winter Olympics - the first GB gold medal for 30 years - and into a storm of controversy as Canadian officials flew into a proper hissy fit, protesting that t...
VANCOUVER, CANADA-Following his dramatic gold-medal winning performance on Wednesday, snowboarder Shaun White spoke to journalists about his victory, and also took the time to forward his observation that the gold medal he was awarded contains some "...
VANCOUVER - In a surprising incident, two of India's top Olympians, speed skater Raheem Kamal and snowboarder Amandeep Gurpreet have been suspended by their coach Darshann Maleeksaleek and forced to return to India. The Indian coach said that he k...
After tragedy struck last weekend at the Winter Olympics with the death of the Georgian luge competitor, Nodar Kumaritashvili, officials have acted swiftly, and have decided to make the luge track for the 2014 Games in Sochi, Russia so tame, that spe...
The British Olympic team were dancing in the streets of Vancouver last night after winning their first Gold Medal at the Winter Olympics. The little fishing village of Vancouver, which is named after the French verb 'to slumber', awoke this mornin...
MOMBASA, Kenya - The coach of the Kenyan Winter Olympics team, Moy Kusikatta, told a reporter for The Mombasa Daily Vine that contrary to what has been written in all of the world's major newspapers, the reason why the Kenyan team did not go to Vanco...
LONDONISTAN: Canadians are mildly amused at the hypocrisy of the British media which has embarked on a major Olympic-bashing campaign. The opinion in the true North strong and free is that the reason for this tabloid 'journalism' is sheer envy and...
VANCOUVER - The Canadian Winter Olympics Committee has ruled to suspend German figure skater Lia Sophie Berlinburger. One of Berlinburger's fellow teammates, who was only identified by the initials Z.Y. informed the German figure skating coach Max...
News from the Winter Olympics in Toronto. In the speed skating the mens 100 metre dash was won by Russia's Houdunika Bolokov in a new record time. Controversy still surronds Bolokov's entry in the games. He is the first openly tri-testicled athlete t...
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