It is revealed that Prince George the newborn of Prince William and Duchess Kate happens to be an adorable kitty cat. Cat lovers of Britain rejoice at the fact that someday a kitty cat will sit on the British throne. One cat lover was quoted as...
Balmoral - News that the bald and ugly changeling son of Prince Charles has been booted out of the military has not gone down well at Balmoral Castle tonight. The Queen, who heard it from a butler who'd watched the Six O'Clock News, took it badly...
London - "Arrgh, right royal rascal alright, what?" Prince William said today in a dramatic new twist to the usual boring crap. The princelet was speaking to US reporters from some dreary small-time cable network about sleepless nights, filthy dia...
LONDON - The newest member of the royal family has been named. According to a royal insider, the namesake of the young prince is George Zimmerman despite rumors that it was actually the Queen's father, King George VI. In recent reports, Willia...
NEW YORK CITY - Elton John was in New York City shopping for a certain brand of boa that is only sold in the Big Apple. As he was shopping he was asked by Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue what he thought about William and Kate's new baby...
London, England. In disturbing news just emerging (ney, even breaking), Somali pirates have broken into St Mary's Hospital in Paddington and have kidnapped the newly born Prince of Cambridge after a short joust with hospital staff. It is believed...
The Royal Family was in joyous mood last night as they welcomed a new addition into the world - a bouncing baby lizard. Proud parents the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge confirmed that the male reptoid, delivered at London Zoo, weighed in at a healthy...
Now that big Kate Windsor has finally dropped her sprog, speculations abound with the inevitable question constantly being asked. Who is the father? Where was horny Harry lurking at the time of conception? Was Windsor using a surrogate and adding lar...
NEW YORK CITY - Well now that Kate Middleton has finally had her baby she will have a new name bestowed on her that of Mommy. The royal baby weighed a whopping 8 pounds 6 ounces. Reports are that the Duchess of Cambridge's screams could be heard t...
LONDON - It's a boy and a girl for Prince William and Kate, Duchess of Cambridge. No, it's not twins... The former Kate Middleton gave birth to the couple's first child, a hermaphrodite, on Monday afternoon at a London hospital. The child weighs 8...
Prince William has been advised to spend tonight in hospital following the birth of his son at 4.24pm today. However, Dr Donald Dockter of London's St Mary's Hospital in Paddington, who is heading the team of doctors caring for the prince assured the...
Buckingham Palace was surrounded and cut off by hordes of protesters this evening as news was released that a baby boy had been born to William Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Gluecksburg, colloquially known as "Wills", and his specia...
WINDSOR - Queen Elizabeth II has issued a royal decree stating that the coming of William's and Kate's spawn shall hurry the hell up and get here so that her holiday plans don't get mucked up. Although Her Majesty has been doing the talking, it i...
NEW YORK CITY - Prince William recently flew to New York City to visit with a publishing company about a book that he has been asked to write. While in America, William met with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Revue. The two had lunch at The...
LONDON - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton has just told her husband William that he had better talk to his grandmother AKA Queen Elizabeth II, and tell her that she had better stop meddling in their marital affairs. Kate, who i...
LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune recently spoke with a personal bodyguard of Kate Middleton. And this individual who could not give out his name due to United Kingdom Royal Bodyguarding Protocol rules revealed that he knows more about P...
LONDON - When it comes to keeping secrets, Prince William is pretty much in the same league as Edward Snowden, the NSA whistleblower. And although Wills, as Simon Cowell calls him, does not possess a whistle, he does possess the inability to keep...
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