EMMAUS PA - News from the Broad Street Saloon in Emmaus, PA is backing up global warming, despite the cooked results previously reported. Scientists there noticed that while drinking scotch on the rocks, that the rocks melted. As this melt transpir...
HARFOLD, Vermont--Rumors at Harold Fish & Chips have been confirmed--residents have, indeed, spied actor and producer Kevin Costner snooping around areas in and around Harfold where the worst of Irene's flooding can be found. A spokesperson fo...
London - Locals had long suspected its existence, of course, following decades of spurious equinoctial and solstice Druid activity next door at Primrose Hill. This morning's discovery of a huge subterranean gambling complex came as more than a mon...
Nora and John Cushion are now wondering if they made the right decision to 'holiday at home' this year with five other couples in Stockton, England. Recent weather forecasts tell of record-breaking rainfall and winds up to 30 miles/hour in their '...
NEW ORLEANS - Algonquin Brewtiddle one of the most respected weathercasters in the South recently spoke with reporters about the Mississippi River and the recent flooding. Brewtiddle said that he entered all kinds of weather facts, information, an...
The Federal Emergency Management Agency has issued a flood alert for Chicago and most of Illinois state in the wake of the final Oprah Winfrey chat show on Wednesday. FEMA Director William Fugate issued the warning after a massive outpouring of gr...
The Department Of Homeland Security is investigating claims that the dangerously high levels along the Mississippi river is part of an Al Qaeda plot to destroy the economies of Louisiana and neighbouring states. The CIA has been monitoring recent...
Scottish Premier League club Dundee United have offered the use of their facilities for emergency planning training in the event of natural disasters. Following the devastation caused by the earthquake and tsunami in North East Japan, DUFC chairma...
A village yet to be named in Yorkshire has suffered a shock flood. Pensioner, Bill Trout, decided to have a bath yesterday and whilst listening transfixed to Question Time in the House of Commons he forgot to turn off his taps. He was yelling a...
Brisbane - (Biblical Proportions): Millions of deadly brown snakes, tiger snakes, red back spiders, funnel web spiders, box and Irukandji jellyfish have been destroyed in the recent deluge. The predators are often cited as one of the biggest turn-...
Bored citizens of St Austell calling for its independence from the UK have admitted accidentally flooding the area by taking advantage of the adverse weather conditions during a botched attempt at turning the town into an island. "Island of Auste...
So much rain is forecast in the near future for areas of Britain that it is thought that water boarding will become commonplace in the country. With the lead being taken by former President Bush in America, playful ducking of people in buckets of...
Celebrities are lending their talents to help flood ravaged victims in Pakistan in the wake of the terrible rains recently. Katie Price was launched late last week, and it is hoped she will reach Pakistan sometime this week. She is hoping to provi...
Organisers of the Pakistan flood appeal, which will help in providing much-needed essentials for those affected by the terrible flooding in the country, say that progress has been 'extremely sluggish', and latest figures seem to suggest that practica...
And then the rains came. First to Pakistan where the Army-militant duo had chosen to 'muddy the waters' (pun intended) by raising the spectre of a non-existent 'water war' with India. Less than a month ago Pak's most feted terrorist who co-rule...
NIAGARA-FALLS, CANADA: An emergency meeting of world aid agencies ended in the usual stalemate. After an exhilarating barrel-ride over the Falls followed by a simple buffet of: maple-smoked-salmon, fiddlehead greens-bisque, buffalo-tenders-carp...
There was something of the ridiculous about the actions of the Pakistan cricket team and its supporters at Edgbaston this morning, when, before a ball had been bowled on the second day of the Second Test, prayers were held to try and summon rain.
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