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Funny story: Rangers bought by Celtic FC

Rangers bought by Celtic FC

In Scotland today, reports are circulating that the debt-ridden Glasgow Rangers have been bought by bitter rivals Glasgow Celtic. On the clubs official website Chairman David Murray has stated; 'this is in the best interests of not only Glasgow Ra...

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Funny story: Heartache followed by heartbreak at Hampden as huge favourites are humbled

Heartache followed by heartbreak at Hampden as huge favourites are humbled

The boys from Dingwall celebrated as the Celtic Bhoys drowned in a sea of misery and chaos. Ross County put the Hoops through the wringer as they ran rings around the Parkhead glitterati. Famous Celtic fan, Susan Boyle, squealed with 50,000 bhoys...

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Funny story: Staggies 2 Glasgow Celtic 0

Staggies 2 Glasgow Celtic 0

Speechless and frustrated, Celtic, the boys in green, trooped off the pitch at Hampden Park, Glasgow this afternoon. They have lost in the Scottish Cup semi final to Ross County. Downed 2 - 0 by a team of teuchters (please note this IS the correc...

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Funny story: SuBo to play for Celtic

SuBo to play for Celtic

It was sensationally announced last night that Susan Boyle has joined Celtic Football Club as their new goalie. She will be known as the 'SuBoNator' and will take up the post soon. "Aye, I've been a fan for years. They needed a better goalie, so I...

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Funny story: Robbie Keane - I'll leave Celtic

Robbie Keane - I'll leave Celtic

The Glasgow club's latest big star name says he is delighted to sign for the team he supported as a lad but doubts he'll be there for too long. 'Oi tink oiv got ants in me pants or someting' he told us. 'Oid loik to stay for the rest of me career...

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Funny story: UEFA U-Turn on Eduardo

UEFA U-Turn on Eduardo

Arsenal supporters are delighted that UEFA has rescinded its 2-match ban on their Croatian international Eduardo, who was accused of diving in the Champions League tie with Celtic. UEFA now suggests that the Metropolitan police should consider a...

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Funny story: Rangers F.C. change their name to Glasgow Rangers F.C.

Rangers F.C. change their name to Glasgow Rangers F.C.

One of the oldest and most successful football clubs in the world, Rangers F.C., today changed their name to Glasgow Rangers F.C.. This follows confusion amongst people that know nothing about football, nothing about Scotland, and nothing about much...

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Funny story: Celtic And Rangers Put Troubled Past Behind Them

Celtic And Rangers Put Troubled Past Behind Them

Glasgow Celtic and Glasgow Rangers football clubs, known as The Old Firm, have announced today that they are to put their differences aside, in a bid to form a new long-reaching alliance for the better of Scottish football, and for Scotland in genera...

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Funny story: Celts Chase Huntelaar

Celts Chase Huntelaar

Dutch International striker Klaas Jan Huntelaar is set to complete a sensational move to Glasgow giants Celtic.

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Funny story: Celtic Forced to Play in Blue and Sing God Save the Queen

Celtic Forced to Play in Blue and Sing God Save the Queen

Celtic have been forced by Uefa to play in red, white and blue, and sing all verses to God Save the Queen before every future Champion's League game following the disgraceful antics of AC Milan's goalkeeper Dida, who refused to join in goal c...

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Funny story: Milan's Dida signed by Don King following Celtic tumble

Milan's Dida signed by Don King following Celtic tumble

AC Milan's goalkeeper Dida has been offered a one five match boxing contract following his stunning performance last night against Celtic in the Champions League. The Brazilian s...

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Funny story: Celtic Tiger dies in Dublin

Celtic Tiger dies in Dublin

(Rooters) Ireland is in shock today as the world famous founder of the worlds most successful economy died as a result of a tragic accident.

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Funny story: Big Brother George Galloway Hurt In Attack At Glasgow Airport

Big Brother George Galloway Hurt In Attack At Glasgow Airport

Respect MP George Galloway has made allegations to police that he was manhandled by ruffians in a sectarian attack at Glasgow Airport on Sunday.

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