The saying "Birds of a Feather Flock Together" rang true today when residents living at or near the equator around the world noticed an over abundance of birds in their yards and fields. Eduardo Morales, who lives just five miles from the Equator...
Fatalist extraordinaire, Morbid Gloomy, self styled leader of The End Of The World Is Nigh movement today issued a chilling warning to the rest of humanity, following hot on the heels of massive sardine shoals appearing in the wake of the Japanese ea...
Grand Poobah Darrell Henderson of Little Rock, Arkansas was participating in a "Spring Is Coming" parade by driving his little clown car in a parade that included Miss Rutabaga of 2011 Wednesday when disaster hit. "I don't know why Henderson chose...
Division Two football club, Lincoln City, have boosted the search for a missing flightless bird. Police and animal rights officers are trying to track down the rhea after witnesses reportedly saw it running loose in the Thorpe Culvert area of Linc...
Studies carried out around the world to try to explain the recent loss of thousands of birds falling dead from the sky for no apparent reason includes a study at Peking University of some 350 parrots led by a professor Po Lee. The findings confirm...
People suffering from the disease known as 'bird brain' have been shown to have 5% smaller brains than normal. The cause of bird brain disease (flutter oiseaux minimus) is unknown but there are several pointers which could explain it. Brains ar...
After weeks of investigating the sudden death of thousands of blackbirds that had fallen from the sky after the New Year in the state of Louisiana, it was discovered that the cause of their death was due to a mad pieman who lived in the area. Th...
Scientists studying the humble budgerigar have spent the last 24 years trying to identify genes which can lead to physical abnormalities. Dr. Ian Boring, PhD student and Darkness fan, was responsible for taking samples of budgerigar sperm and ana...
It was revealed today, that scientists have developed a way of curbing the spread of avian flu with the help of genetically modified chickens that do not spread the virus. The chickens have an extra piece of DNA inserted into their genomes which p...
Recently many birds have been dropping out of the sky all over the world, but the latest reason for birds "droppings" and dying is the most bizarre. It appears that many Romanian birds are alcoholics and love a tipple day and night, just like many...
Meteorologists and Air Traffic Controllers (ATC) in Tampa, Miami, USA believe that they may have solved the mystery of the untimely demise of flocks of birds. Flight crew on board several aircraft preparing to land on runway 36 at Tampa Airport ha...
Birds have been dropping out of the American skies and crashing deader than the genitalia of a 101 year-old Jesuit. Speculation is rife as to the reason. Why? The possibilities: They discovered that * Congress is back in session again. * Rascal Flatts are neither flat, nor rascals. They're kinda roly-poly and ugly. * Nancy Pelosi will be Miss July in the 2012 Congressional Cale...
The recent death of thousands of birds in Arkansas shortly before midnight on New Year's Eve has been ruled a mass suicide. The birds were members of a little known avian doomsday cult known as Heaven's Roost. Not a great deal is known about the...
40 000 dead crabs washed up in Kent Bizarre! Dead sea creatures in their thousands are washing up on beaches all over the world. Birds are falling from the sky. What's even MORE bizarre is that people are actually going around 'counting' them and it's believed they are 'rounding the numbers to the nearest l00'. Most of the public are asking for 'accurate' counts, just like in an election.
The initial panic over why 100,000 fish and several thousand birds died suddenly and unexpectedly, over several states, has been resolved, much to the relief of Americans all over the country. Many were speculating that there may have been some te...
People world-wide are wondering just why the thousands of red-winged blackbirds fell from the sky on Arkansas a few days ago. Stories are being fabricated as people try to understand what exactly did happen. The answer, according to bird-watche...
In Arkansas, there are so many questions and no answers to the mysterious death of thousands of birds and fish that a host of investigators have been brought in from all branches of law enforcement. At a Press Conference today they discussed some of...
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