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Funny story: World Federation of Sports Announces Athletes Will Approach Speed of Light Soon

World Federation of Sports Announces Athletes Will Approach Speed of Light Soon

It was announced today by the World Federation of Sports (WFS) that sprinters, particularly those of world class rankings, are increasing speeds at incredible rates.

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Funny story: British Black Woman Athlete Makes Drugs Comeback With New Name

British Black Woman Athlete Makes Drugs Comeback With New Name

Christine Ohuruogu, the British women's 400m sprinter who was banned from the sport for a year, has been handed a lifeline back into the sport, after being included in the squad for the World Championships in Osa...

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Funny story: Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Police were called to an incident which left thousands of spectators shocked at the IAAF Golden League Meeting in Rome last night.

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Funny story: Auburn Football Announces "Fear the Dumb" Campaign

Auburn Football Announces "Fear the Dumb" Campaign

Auburn, AL - Auburn University's Athletics Department announced today a program that has taken their alumni by surprise. Following last year's 4th victory over an injury riddled Crimson Tide, Alabama Fans seemed to be upset when Coach Tuberville hel...

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Funny story: Freakishly Gifted Dwarf Breaks Seventh Athletics World Record

Freakishly Gifted Dwarf Breaks Seventh Athletics World Record

When Minnesota born John Baxter first discovered he would never grow beyond 4 feet, it would have been tempting for many in his position to throw in the towel. One would have forgiven him for believing his dream of becoming a world class olympic athl...

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Funny story: Athetics time-keeping 'disaster' causes cancellation of all medals

Athetics time-keeping 'disaster' causes cancellation of all medals

Tag-Heuer have announced news that has devastated the Athletics World Championships. The infamous time-keeping company have declared that their devices have been affected by the 2003 bug, a slightly older brother of the Millenium Bug. The bug has app...

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