Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton had her arse firmly on show in Paris this weekend. The Queen-to-be's sister was in the capital for a party, and was seen getting in to a convertible, when reporters surrounded them. The arse, famous for being a...
Fish pedicures have proven themselves as a viable business opportunity, with many clinics opening across the country. With the acceptance of the public to have small carnivorous fish nibble at the toes, one start up in Norwich believes the time is ri...
Rush Limbaugh was trying to find a hole in the ground when he accidentally stuck his head up his ass. He was rushed to Good Samaritan Medical Center in West Palm Beach where doctors were working to dislodge said head from said ass. At last report,...
Reported this week in a new medical study, there is a terrifying rise in rectal explosions among aging members of the baby boomer population. Younger generation X and Y citizens are beginning to wonder if they might be next. Dr. Andy Fluscht, res...
Thieves in Salford, near Manchester, have been targeting cars for the past few weeks, with police seeing a spike in automotive thefts. The thieves seem to be very particular about which cars they target. "They've being taking only Ford RS Turbos,"...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Wisconsin Senator Jim Sensenbrenner has issued an apology to the first lady Michelle Obama for his extremely insensitive, uncalled for, and very ignorant statement. The senator from the Cheese State was at Reagan Airport in Wash...
This is using an indisputable mathematical logic and should be viewed from a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in...
When we go in for a check-up, we want to know what we can do to prevent high dental costs. Sure, we always hate to hear that we should floss more, but we want total honesty from our dentist. Or do we? Frankly, there are things that your dentist wants to keep to himself. Here's a list of the top three: 1) He's a boob man. He likes big boobs, small boobs, and medium ones, too. 2) He's a...
When Dallas quarterback Tony Romo finally emerged from hiding after the sure win against the Jets turned into an incredible loss thanks to his monumental three (3) brain farts, he blamed it on his addiction to wearing crotchless panties under his cup...
In Paris, the much maligned Strauss-Kahn arrived to a cheering and jeering crowd of people. But before he could even step off the plane, word came that Air France would be launching an investigation of Mr Dominique Strauss-Kahn's behavior during the...
Following an announced lawsuit against Old Navy retail stores for featuring an actress with long dark hair and "ample" features that looks a bit like her, Kim Kardashian is now claiming that any advertiser using images of dark haired women with a pro...
It seemed impossible. Many people thought they were dreaming when they heard it. But it happened, and it happened on a farm in Somerset. David Powkin is 56. He has been working on Randunlend Farm for 40 years now having taking over from his father...
Animal Rights activists are up in arms after George the Chimp was found dead in his cell at the Center for Simian Studies and Anthropology in Coventry. Curious George was the first Chimp in captivity to figure out how to use basic kitchen implemen...
Accrington man, Farty Arse, who changed his name by deed poll from Julius Woodbine in 1997 has come up trumps on the National Lottery after netting a cool five hundred pounds on a scratch card. Mr Arse - unemployed since 1979 - excitedly revealed...
Spoof Writer Lady Godiva recently confessed that she has an absolute dislike for the word 'tits'. She can say, arse, fart, penis and other stuff but hates saying 'tits'. This came to her notice (she hadn't thought about it before) when she accepted the role of 'Mavis', the lead in a local amateur production of the stage play, "Steppin' Out". Lady G. worked hard to teach the non-tap dancing...
All eyes are on Pippa Middleton after her head-turning role at the Royal Wedding. Global millions were transfixed by Pippa's classy chassis as they took in the Westminster Abbey spectacular. Her Almost-Royal Litheness wowed us all with her slinky...
Keith Olbermann, the pundit who considers his one sided rhetoric to be journalism, has been identified as "special" by scientists specializing in sound. From his laboratory at Johns Hopkins University, Dr. Blake Nickel made the following statement:...
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