Still managing to garner a portion of the daily entertainment news cycle with weekly attempts to one-up themselves on the previous week's pabulum, Heidi Montag is in the news again because she might be "addicted to plastic surgery". The mere state...
People everywhere are beginning to realize that writing for TheSpoof.com can become ADDICTIVE. A woman from Milwaukee, WI was recently interviewed and she claims it has ruined her life, but she doesn't care. "I'll continue to write stories for Th...
Dougal the dog, Dillon the rabbit, Brian the snail, Ermitrude the cow were sitting on the mantel piece in Steven Gerrards luxury home in Merseyside, as I interviewed him about his Magic Roundabout addiction. Every top player has a way of handling...
Ten wiper fluid addicted children in Arkansas were today taken to hospital, after mistakenly drinking whiskey. 'It was awful', Dr. Hick Lessbrain said, from the Hillary Clinton Detox and Facelift Hospital in Backwater, 'we have campaigned for year...
Popular computer game World of Warcraft is more addictive than cocaine, experts have warned. In a report by Sweden's Youth Care Foundation, addiction therapists have described it as 'the most dangerous game on the market', pointing to the case of...
'You might as well accept it.' as wrinkly rocker Robert Palmer used to suggest, "You're addicted to…" TheSpoof.com. Well… he used to suggest it to our parents anyway - eh kids? But being addicted to TheSpoof.com is no laughing matter. In the last few years the incidence of TheSpoof.com addiction has gone through the roofies. And what about the peripheral damage with such a disease? How many...
News on Gordon Brown today as Chancellor Allistair Darling has said that he has an addiction to flumps. He says that Gordon just can't resist the temptation of the squidgy soft centre, the colourful, inviting exterior and of course, the memories o...
A man is in intensive care tonight, after his wife contacted the emergency services when it became clear that he had become addicted to Bargain Hunt. It's the BBC show, fronted by Tim Oneoclock, which entrusts two teams of pairs with £300, and sen...
Support groups of individuals addicted to pornography are a growing trend. Therapists report that for their clients it is the only way they can achieve sexual gratification, but most refuse to destroy their collections. These sexual obsessions hav...
Following X Files star David Duchovny's admittance to a clinic for Sex Addicts, his former X Files Co-Star Gillian Anderson admitted in a frank interview, that unless she has a regular fix of oxygen, she will die. The Bleak House star admitted the...
Answer each question honestly to examine whether you have an Iraq addiction:...
Britney Spears has been caught picking her nose! Since last month, she was caught picking her nose on a regular basis. Her doctor, Dr. Harris Bopeep is not quite sure what to do about it.
Growing numbers of parents whose children play computer games have been expressing concerns to their pediatricians about the addictive nature of the software. Adults are also falling prey to the phenomenon.
Self-proclaimed video game addicts have been checking into rehabiliation centers in growing numbers. While many clinics are reluctant to accept such a diagnosis, the applicant's health often warrants a recuperative stay.
After the chaos in Oxford Street earlier this week when Kate Moss revealed her new clothing range in Top Shop, there was more blind panic in the same street today when she ducked into McDonalds to us...
INTERCOURSE, PENNSYLVANIA - A study that concluded last weekend revealed some psychological and sociological effects of cell phone usage. For quite some time there have been questions about a steady stream of microwave radiation placed against our h...
Quaker State, 2nd largest producer of refined motor oil acknowledged that yes, President Bush is indeed addicted to it's Synthetic Blend 10-W-40 motor vehicle lubricant. Inside sources say that President Bush's longtime secret addiction cause...
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