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Funny story: Father of family lost in forest for 3 days went into "Survivor" mode; made decisions all parents fear in order to make a Christmas miracle happen

Father of family lost in forest for 3 days went into "Survivor" mode; made decisions all parents fear in order to make a Christmas miracle happen

Paradise, California - What parent has not had to face a strain on their purse strings and struggled to make toys their kids want so much appear under the tree a real Christmas miracle this year? Checking his wallet, Frederick Dominguez, father of t...

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Funny story: Christmas Abolished To Appease Islam

Christmas Abolished To Appease Islam

Christmas, that well-known Christian Festival to mark the birth of the Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the one true God in Heaven, and not some stinking old bloke in a smock with tatty sandals, is...

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Funny story: Recommended Christmas Books for Andy Murray

Recommended Christmas Books for Andy Murray

The Spoof's Book Reviewing Team has compiled a list of suggestions for British tennis sensation, Andy Murray......

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Funny story: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer dies of alcoholism

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer dies of alcoholism

Rudolph, the famous beacon nosed reindeer who helped Santa Claus guide his sleigh during a treacherous winter night some 60 years ago, has died of alcoholism. He was 73.

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Funny story: Don't Go North

Don't Go North

Virgin Trains have issued a warning to all travelers, telling them not to head north for Christmas. They said "severe disruption" would hit services over the Christmas season due to engineering work being carried out on main routes between...

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Funny story: Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"

Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"

(Washington, D.C.) The Washington Post today released sections of a memo from George Bush to Directors of Homeland Security and CIA, Michael Cherthoff and Michael Hayden that was written on November 19, 2007. It begins, "I just pardoned the turk...

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Funny story: Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Greater Manchester Police say they have arrested several 19-year-old football players on suspicion of various offences after the Manchester United Christmas Shindig in Castlefield got a bit 'out-...

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Funny story: Gift Wrapping Tips for Men

Gift Wrapping Tips for Men

It is very important to know how to give gifts properly. Someone told me to look at the biblical account (Matthew's gospel to be precise) to find out how the very first Christmas went; when the Wise Men went to see the baby Jesus; "they presented unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and myrrh."...

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Funny story: Christmas Past, Christmas Last

Christmas Past, Christmas Last

In a move hailed as a bold modernisation of community life the European Union has issued a directive cancelling future occurrences of Christmas.

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Funny story: Meddling MEP's Look Set To Cancel Christmas

Meddling MEP's Look Set To Cancel Christmas

Meddling Brussels MEP's have astonished all of Europe by suggesting that in future the future Christmas will be decided by a referendum in the coming years.

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Funny story: Santa Claus Arrested for 19th Century Child Slavery Crimes

Santa Claus Arrested for 19th Century Child Slavery Crimes

Santa Claus - A.K.A "Jolly Old Saint Nick", "Father Christmas", "Pere Noel" - has been arrested and faces extradition after being convicted of sending poor tiny orphan children up chimneys to do...

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Funny story: Holidays Not A Joyous Occasion For Rejects, Losers

Holidays Not A Joyous Occasion For Rejects, Losers

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - For many, the holiday season is a festive occasion full of revelry and joy, but for losers and rejects, the holidays can be a banquet of pain and misery.

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Funny story: Father Christmas - A life in the day

Father Christmas - A life in the day

My days are usually all the same, with the rare exception of Christmas Eve.

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Funny story: Ho Ho Ho - Has Santa Got A Surprise For You?

Ho Ho Ho - Has Santa Got A Surprise For You?

Don't tell the kiddies but Christmas could be cancelled this year if the National Union of Santas has its way.

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Funny story: Government Bans Xmas Decorations

Government Bans Xmas Decorations

The Government of Austerica has issued a blanket ban on Christmas decorations, citing the risk of terrorist attack as justification.

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Funny story: Katie Price Writes Some More Crap Books

Katie Price Writes Some More Crap Books

Katie Price, the wife of tiny little Australian singer Peter Andre, has released another batch of books she has been busy writing, just in time for Christmas, and those all-important stocking fillers...

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Funny story: Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.

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