GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Lady Gaga performed before a sell-out crowd of 19,473 at The Cheddar Cheese Arena where afterwards she was presented with a 40 pound slab of cheddar cheese by the city's Chief of Police Valdespino "Mr. Glock 9" Laffkowski. L...
After all the pomp and ceremony died down after last weeks "royal do" Katie and Willy "got down" to serious royal business immediately. It is tradition amongst the Royals that any female entering the clan must give their male partners "trumpet" a…
A poll taken amongst music listeners has admitted that the vast majority suffer from what has been described as "Kate Bush Stress". Although the British songstress only brings out an album every 20 years, the effect her high pitched screaming has...
An animal researcher in Holland has claimed that the modern day pig's musical tastes have evolved over the last few decades, much like humans. Unlike the human race, however, animals of the trottered variety still lag quite a way behind in their m...
Looking to pump up the ratings with another original programming series similar to "Behind the Music", cable music channel giant VH1 will expand its in-depth profile series beyond the music industry to feature great bands of another sort. The pilot...
LOS ANGELES - In a move that has a lot of viewers of the top rated reality show American Idol up in arms, the shows producers have sent in-house memos to three of the remaining six contestants that they need to lose some weight. The shows producer...
WILLAMANTIC, Connecticut - Country music singer Chely Wright 40, who came out of the bunkhouse closet last year and told the world that she is a full-fledged lesbianite has just announced that on August 20, 2011, she is getting herself 'hitched' as t...
RALEIGH, North Carolina - Lady Gaga showed that when it comes to her creative talent she can yell, scream, hoot, and holler with the best of 'em as Roy Rogers used to say. The "Lady" had just finished performing her concert at Raleigh's Nicotine S...
LONDON - NOW! That's What I Call Music (NTWICM) #48 was released today, however NOW! are planning to release #49 tommorow. "The times, they are a-changing," said the CEO of Polygram Records, "I think that was Cheryl Cole. Tommorow's sheep--- I mea...
A communiqué from Mark Knopfler, lead guitarist and singer for the original sultans of swing, Dire Straits, has news for fans, and announced that he's fed up of earning money for nothing, and wishes to reform the band to make new music. The band...
Bob Dylan fulfilled a lifelong ambition last night by playing a concert in China. The performance took place at the Workers Gymnasium in Central Beijing. To commemorate the event, he's brought out a compilation of his greatest hits, specifically tailored to his new found audience : Its All Over Mao, Baby Blue Positivery 4th Street Fujiyama, You've Been On My Mind Its Alright Ma (I...
Rap legend Dr. Dre has been a household name for decades, however the longtime hip-hop producer is making headlines for undesirable reasons, as Dre could be heading "Straight Out of Compton" and into prison. In surprising news, the music icon fi...
The camel is often called the ship of the desert, and not without reason. Few craft are able to attain the speed of a camel in full sail, amid the harsh environs of the deserts of the Asian interior, and a camel at anchor - her shuddering flanks agleam beneath a brick-red sky - is a noble sight to rank with anything to be spied in the watercolours of J M W Turner, the famous coloured water artist...
Music is one of the most widely known art forms, with many genres, pop, rock, jazz, blues, (c)rap, and others. Oh, and Ben Folds. Here are some great song titles and albums from the modern era. 1) "The Undertaker's Thirst for Revenge is Unquenchable (The Final Battle)" - Chiodos [S] 2) "One Angry Dwarf and Two Hundred Solemn Faces" - Ben Folds [s] 3) "You Are Fired (Take This Job, Ah,...
Rachel Hunter, model and former wife of Rod Stewart is to release the song she wrote back in 1990 but was too embarrassed to release at the time. Entitled Enough Already, YES I think You're Sexy the former Mrs Stewart and mother of two of Rod's ki...
LOS ANGELES - Rebecca Black, the young teen whose music video "Friday" has been viewed 33 million times has agreed to go on tour with two black groups, The Black Eyed Peas and The Black Crowes. The native of Anaheim Hills, California agreed to be...
Phil Collins, the former Genesis drummer and solo singer has confirmed reports he is, at last, to retire from the music business. Collins achieved huge success with Genesis before leaving to go solo in 1999, going on to sell more than 100million a...
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