It’s no offense to be felon in Chicago. When it comes to crime, corruption, and clout, Illinois, and particularly Cook County has always been on the cutting edge of the crooked side of payday. There’s plenty of ways to make money in the big city Bud -- the easiest way has always been to steal it from someone else.
TERROR chief Osama Bin Laden has sent a chilling message to his followers to make their money go further in the January sales.
President Bush spent New Year's Day slaughtering quail and urging Americans to eat beef, despite the threat of Mad Cow Disease. In a statement reminiscent of the President urging Americans to spend money in the aftermath of the stock market crash and...
One evening not long ago my wife and I found ourselves bound for our local shopping mall. She had to buy stuff, you see. Now, don’t get me wrong. Neither my wife nor I are really shoppers, so I don’t want to imply that she was out there just mindlessly spending money, especially since she’ll probably read this and if I make her look bad I’ll catch it hot big time. By the way, have I told you how b...
America's premiere, George "Double-Yoo" Bush, is set to cost Britain four times as much money as the Iraq War. The figures, released today by a bunch of local men from a nearby pub, have startled and shocked the public, as James Monroe...
In a bizarre, but not terribly shocking move, Jennifer Lopez has decided to change her name once more. The name change coincides with her new album: "I have lots of money but I love you all".
After receiving some relatively dismal A-level grades (considering the amount of money thrown at him and probably the examiners), the UK's monarchy has decided to strike back at the population of UK by changing the calendar on them. From now on,...
The Euro has been adopted amongst chaos by the twelve so-called nations on the continent. Now, there is a despicable push for Britain to adopt the currency! It's hard to believe the audacity of these jumped up little Hitlers and their European, an...
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