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Funny story: No news stories on Tiger Woods

No news stories on Tiger Woods

SOUTHPORT, ENGLAND -- In a first for the week leading up to a major golf championship since 1975, there were no news stories today about Tiger Woods. Woods, who is recuperating from knee surgery, is not entered in this week's 137th British Open...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton and Tiger Woods Are Twins Separated At Birth

Lewis Hamilton and Tiger Woods Are Twins Separated At Birth

There was a surprise for motor racing and golf fans alike today, when it was revealed that Lewis Hamilton, the Formula 1 racing driver, and golfer Tiger Woods are twin brothers.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods kills Bald Eagle with golf ball

Tiger Woods kills Bald Eagle with golf ball

The U.S Open was marred Monday when Tiger Woods killed a Bald Eagle with one of his tee shots.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Breaks Arm

Tiger Woods Breaks Arm

Tiger Woods presented himself with a real problem in the third round here at the Augusta Masters in Georgia, when he inadvertently broke his arm whilst trying to carve his way out of some trees after...

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Funny story: Tiger Toppled at Champions Run

Tiger Toppled at Champions Run

Omaha, NE (Omaha World-Herald) - Due to more American Airlines flights being grounded for inspections, Tiger Woods got stuck in Omaha Nebraska this past weekend while en route to the Masters Tournament in Augusta Georgia. Not being one to waste time...

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Funny story: Tripp-shot artist hoped for eagle

Tripp-shot artist hoped for eagle

Tripp Isenhour was awarded a PGA Tour card after hitting a "one-in-a-million" golf shot that killed a protected hawk this week.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Has Tiger Genes!

Tiger Woods Has Tiger Genes!

As Tiger Woods has marched to yet another devastating victory in the world of golf (this time amid the pig farms of Marana, Arizona) geneticists at the Wrangler Institute for Gene Studies in Rodeo, Texas have announced that Tiger Woods is at least pa...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods: "Roger Federer is ugliest man in sport"

Tiger Woods: "Roger Federer is ugliest man in sport"

Tiger Woods has defended Andy Murray after Roger Federer's unprovoked verbal volley against the British tennis player's lack of looks.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods teaches Dick Van Dyke how to spin web

Tiger Woods teaches Dick Van Dyke how to spin web

Golf master Tiger Woods has taught "Mary Poppins" dancing fool Dick Van Dyke how to spin a spider web.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton, Paris Hilton, Others Change Their Names

Bill Clinton, Paris Hilton, Others Change Their Names

When he heard that Congressman William Jefferson had been indicted on bribery charges, former President William Jefferson Clinton felt that his own name was toast. He quickly changed it to former President John Doe Clinton.

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Funny story: Nike Drop Tiger Woods After "Bushes" Rumpus

Nike Drop Tiger Woods After "Bushes" Rumpus

Sportswear giant Nike have dropped their no. 1 golf star, plastic-looking Tiger Woods, from their sponsorship roster, after he was discovered committing a lewd act at last week's Masters tourname...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods confirms his divinity

Tiger Woods confirms his divinity

AUGUSTA, GEORGIA--Tiger Woods denied rumors today that he is, after all, only a human being. The unrelenting string of questions challenging his divinity comes on the heels of a narrow loss at the Masters Golf tournament at Augusta, Georgia, which e...

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Funny story: Tiger "Spends Too Much Time In The" Woods

Tiger "Spends Too Much Time In The" Woods

The Augusta Masters Golf Championship reached its halfway stage last night with former champion Tiger Woods once again in trouble with officials at the course.

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Funny story: Tiger Mauls Girl to Death at China Zoo

Tiger Mauls Girl to Death at China Zoo

A six year old girl was bitten and mauled to death in a China zoo while having her picture taken with a supposedly tame and trained Tiger. Apparently, the flash of the camera startled him and he lunged for girl and bit her head.

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Funny story: Golf Unknown Eclipses Tiger Woods' Grand Slam Win with Single Stroke

Golf Unknown Eclipses Tiger Woods' Grand Slam Win with Single Stroke

NEW YORK - As soon as Tiger Woods won his seventh consecutive PGA Grand Slam of Golf title with a two-stroke victory over Jim Furyk, and was set to enter the 2007 season following a phenomenal string of six straight PGA Tour victories, everyone in go...

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Funny story: Reluctant Woods Plays Pass-The-Parcel With Ryder Team-mates

Reluctant Woods Plays Pass-The-Parcel With Ryder Team-mates

World number one Tiger Woods was forced to play pass-the-parcel with his team-mates as part of a US bonding exercise, despite his best efforts to avoid the game, commonly played at children's parties.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Legally Changes Name to Buick Mastercard

Tiger Woods Legally Changes Name to Buick Mastercard

In a move that has stunned both the sports world and the advertising world, Tiger Woods announced that he is legally changing his name to Buick Mastercard. This surprise move makes Woods the first celebrity to join the growing ranks of average peop...

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