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Funny story: Shelly "Tarnished" Silver ---The Contrarian Olympian

Shelly "Tarnished" Silver ---The Contrarian Olympian

Having stifled New York City, the USOC, any surviving living local Republicans and the national economy from enjoying the Olympics domestically with his rapacious demands for patronage, Shelly Silver has gone into full fund raising mode by going door...

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Funny story: Olympic Mascots Unveiled to Mixed Reactions

Olympic Mascots Unveiled to Mixed Reactions

ROME - After relatively little anticipation the organizers for the 2006 Turin (that's in Italy) Olympics announced their choice for the official mascots. Cartoon characters named Neve and Gliz, supposedly representing a ball of snow and a block of ic...

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Funny story: Greek Tragedy: Phelps Drowns

Greek Tragedy: Phelps Drowns

Athens, Greece - Tragedy struck the Olympics Friday when the American swimming sensation, Michael Phelps, drowned in the middle of the 100m butterfly.

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Funny story: IOC Introduces NASCAR to the Olympics

IOC Introduces NASCAR to the Olympics

Aug. 2004, Dover Downs, DE, The International Olympic Committee (IOC) today announced that NASCAR Racing would be added to the summer Olympics in 2008. The Committee members left the Hotel Athens after a marathon session where the issue of N...

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Funny story: Local Man's Attempt To Watch Every Single Hour, Minute And Second Of Olympics So Far A Success

Local Man's Attempt To Watch Every Single Hour, Minute And Second Of Olympics So Far A Success

PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- It seemed fairly easy for Nolan Walters in the beginning. He would place seven different T.V.s in his livingroom. One for every single station that NBC Studios owned: NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, USA Networks, Bravo, the Spanish Stat...

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Funny story: Olympic Games Results and News Day 2

Olympic Games Results and News Day 2

Day 2 of the games and all the fun of the fair brought to you by Ken Taki Friedchickenous.

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Funny story: NBC Makes Decision to Broadcast Olympic Games in Athens Instead of Special Olympics in Atlanta

NBC Makes Decision to Broadcast Olympic Games in Athens Instead of Special Olympics in Atlanta

NBC STUDIOS-- In front of a packed conference room and live television cameras NBC Studios announced that they had no other choice but to broadcast the Olympic Games in Athens opposed to the Special Olympic Games in Atlanta this year.

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Funny story: Referee Beaten To Death In Special Olympics Blind Boxing Fiasco

Referee Beaten To Death In Special Olympics Blind Boxing Fiasco

HAMBURG, GERMANY --- The sporting world was in shock today after one of the best loved amateur boxing referees was killed after a pummelling from a Special Olympian blind boxer, who had mistakenly thought the referee was his opponent during a first r...

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Funny story: Athens Prepares for Olympics: Zeus Angry

Athens Prepares for Olympics: Zeus Angry

Mt. Olympus - Athens, Greece...

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Funny story: Fly Al Queda Air To Olympics

Fly Al Queda Air To Olympics

If you are interested in traveling to the Olympics but the high cost of flights to Athens, Greece is keeping you home, your prospects for a happy summer just got better.

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Funny story: Zeus to light torch at Athen's Olympics ceremony

Zeus to light torch at Athen's Olympics ceremony

ATHENS, Greece -- Zeus, the supreme ruler of Mount Olympus and of the Pantheon of gods who resided there, has agreed to take part in the opening ceremonies of the 2004 Summer Olympic Games in Athens.

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Funny story: Gay-Lesbian Alliance Angrily Condemns New Olympic Committee Rules Approving Transsexual Athletes

Gay-Lesbian Alliance Angrily Condemns New Olympic Committee Rules Approving Transsexual Athletes

5-18-04 - In the wake of the International Olympic Committee's recent approval of transsexuals being permitted to participate in the Olympics this August in Athens, the American Gay & Lesbian Alliance has "come out" strongly against suc...

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Funny story: Carla Lewis To Compete In Olympics As A Woman

Carla Lewis To Compete In Olympics As A Woman

In the wake of the International Olympic Committee's decision to allow transsexuals to compete as women, Carl Lewis announced that he had always been a girl at heart. Standing before a store display of Kotex Sanitary Napkins Lewis said he had always...

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Funny story: Athens Olympics 2004. Security concerns mount as Greek taxi gets flat tyre

Athens Olympics 2004. Security concerns mount as Greek taxi gets flat tyre

ATHENS, GREECE The flat tyre drew reaction from governments around the globe, sporting bodies and athletes around the world. One diplomat based in...

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Funny story: Greeks say "we're ready - for our fat Greek Olympics."

Greeks say "we're ready - for our fat Greek Olympics."

They've had over two thousand years to get ready - and they claim they are. But how ready is ready? theSpoof investigates….

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Funny story: "GUANTANOMO BAY to the OLYMPICS"

"GUANTANOMO BAY to the OLYMPICS"

GUANTANAMO BAY In a surprise move residents of the Guantanomo Bay resort this week decided that it was about time to get down and shake it .

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Funny story: Palestinian pole vaulter added to team for Athens

Palestinian pole vaulter added to team for Athens

Ibraham Meir has been added to the three man Palestinian team for the Athens Olympics after being spotted pole vaulting a perimeter fence on the outskirts of Jerusalem yesterday.

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