It is the news that musicians across the world and time itself have been waiting for, as news comes out of the Scottish Music Symposium, the world authority on music, that pianos are to get two extra keys at the low end, and two extra keys at the hig...
A new service has been set up by the Music And Record Industry to help groups who are suffering from musical differences. "We're operating it like a marriage guidance service," said Simon Kologie, the head therapist at Musical Differences Incorpor...
Classical music. A gift to the senses to be enjoyed by all? Or the elitist, stuffy domain of people with beards and dinner jackets? With so much history and so many players involved, traversing the auditory minefield that is Classical music can be daunting to the seasoned veteran, let alone the humble beginner! Well not any more! Not with our handy 10 point 'Beginner's Guide'. Sorting...
Popular 90's beat combo 'Steps' are to make a comeback under the new name 'Stairs' due to legal complications. The band - the tall fit one, the bird with Hitler hair, the fat one, the gay one and the other one - will do a nationwide tour including...
MOBILE, Alabama - The Land of Cotton Convention Center was the scene of a record-breaking crowd as the young country crooner Taylor Swift belted out her many hit songs to a standing room only audience. A spokesperson for Swift identified as Harry...
AUSTIN, TEXAS - With a stroke of a pen Whole Foods Market have agreed to provide music from Coldplay's newest album, Mylo Xyloto on 24 October, the premiere date. Lead singer Chris Martin was thrilled about the opportunity because Mylo Xyloto tran...
As the Independent said: Yet again, the choice of music at annual party conferences has become a source of mirth, highlighting our elected representatives' inability to connect with popular culture, fashion, trends, or suitability. Amongst the music recommended as suitable by attendees at the Conservative Party conference were: 'Fiddler on the roof' - by Jerome Robbins 'Careless Whisper'...
Music fans across the UK were stunned and appalled last night after witnessing some "amazing" covers on the leading music show, BBC 2's Later With Jools Holland. During the extended Friday night show, the former Squeeze keyboard man introduced cur...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a surprising move that has even shocked President Obama word coming out of the hallowed halls of the United States Senate is that the Democratic and Republican dudes and dudesses who make lots of money and have fantastic benefit...
ABBA, who recently changed its name to BAAB, has been receiving tons of hate mail regarding the change and impending record to be recorded in October. Agnetha, Björn, Benny, and Anni-Frid, shook up their aging fans when they announced recently the...
The Who who produced the songs for the CSI franchised crime dramas, have requested that their songs are no longer used. The songs used are Who are You for CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Won't Get Fooled Again for CSI: Miami and Baba O'Reilly for CSI...
It was a real case of 'Gerram Orf Moi Land' today when singing sensation Rihanna was unceremoniously evicted from a wheat field in Ireland, simply for getting her baps out. The American singer of such great hits as Umberella, and other stuff she d...
Why wait until 2011 to review a song that was number 1 in 1963? Because I was only 2 years old then and since both my parents drank it was difficult for me to get my opposable thumbs working at the same time. Otherwise this would have been done much sooner! This song was written by two people, Bob Gibson and John D. Loudermilk, then recorded by George Hamilton IV. First problem with this song...
Austin, TX - As The Spoof's foremost music reviewer, I am given countless CDs, have to interview thousands of potential, has been and a few really awesome bands, and sometimes I get free tickets to festivals, such as The Austin City Limits Music Festival where I was supposed to have a sit down interview with Chris Martin from Coldplay. However, I gave festival tickets to a highway patrolman so th...
Local man and self proclaimed idiot, Martin Shuttlecock, appears to have been enjoying his Saturday stint as a critic of the arts. Having already explored the inner workings of Marilyn Manson (But not in a gay way) Shuttlecock was quick to jump to th...
ABBA, the Swedish supergroup who, in the 1970s took the music world by its knackers and gave them a damned good shake, are to get back together after a self-imposed break of more than 28 years in the pop wilderness - but with a couple of major change...
Mosquitoes hiding out at a swamp next to an Englishman's Bangkok apartment have claimed that their livelihood is being threatened by the man's state of mind, and the tendency he currently has for playing 'sad music'. The man concerned, Moys Kenwoo...
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