WASHINGTON -- The 2004 Democratic platform to be presented to the party's convention in July calls for a wholesale rewriting of President Bush's national security strategy, promises a focus on preventing nuclear terrorism and calls for bribin...
Washington (AP) Late last evening an eight alarm blaze completely destroyed the entire White House! Fire and rescue teams from all over the District and nearby Virginia suburbs were called to attempt to save the Presidential residence and exec...
WASHINGTON - In its final report, the special commission investigating the 9-11 attacks concluded that the invasion of Iraq was not linked to 9-11, but was in fact a "wardrobe malfunction." The FCC has said that it is considering fines in...
(Washington DC, Friday 2 July) An all-party congressional committee has overwhelmingly voted to rename the US's premier national holiday July 4th as Chemical Dependence Day in recognition of the cocaine and barbiturate career of President George...
WASHINGTON - After months of fear about their infant twin daughters, who were normal at birth, Kevin and Melissa Trucks are looking forward to returning home with a set of conjoined twins.
Washington, DC--For the first time in more than 40 years, the Annual Interscience Conference on Antimicrobial Agents and Chemotherapy (ICAAC), sponsored by the American Society for Microbiology and scheduled to be held here in fall 2004, will be co-s...
WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney, recently overheard dropping the "F-bomb" to Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vermont, has struck again. At a brief photo op this morning, he told the members of Girl Scout Troop 1327 of Neurath, Alabama to &qu...
(Washington DC, Wednesday 30 June) Diplomatic sources close to the Russian embassy in the US were tonight frantically examining damage limitation initiatives following revelations by former Mossad spy Mordechai Vanunu that he is being targeted by f...
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Washington, DC Stardate 299765. White House Director of Communications Dan Bartlett has been fired from his position. Unhappy with his inability to help Bush communicate to the country, Bartlett was moved to "Supervisor of White House Intern...
WASHINGTON (AP) Since his recent TV appearance on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", President George W. Bush has been spending a lot of time in locked in his bedroom. Barbara Bush says, "He just stands in his closet looking at his clot...
(From our Washington Correspondent; Saturday 26 June) Days after publicly dumping his old poker partner and bagman of his blind trust from the top UK posting at the American Embassy, President Bush last night stunned the world by announcing that Mon...
Washington, DC--US cows and pigs today demanded a unified language for those long sandwiches consisting of cured meat and mustard or ketchup on crusty bread.
WASHINGTON- Shortly after disavowing its controversial memo on the use of torture, the Justice Department conceded that it had "no freaking clue" what actions might constitute a breach of international law concerning the detention or in...
WASHINGTON - Secretary of State Colin Powell is prepared to announce that the earlier reports stating that terror fell in the last calendar year were actually inaccurate. So inaccurate in fact that it appears the initial reports diametrically opposed...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an ultra-positive statement today before leaving the White House for a dinner at a local Denny's with wife Laura, President Bush said he was not concerned about the upcoming election because he won't leave the Presidenc...
(Washington) Former Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry, known for his past problems with cocaine use, announced this week his plans to run for office again in the district. Perhaps more surprising was Barry's statement that he had just...
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