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Funny story: The President and the Prostitute- The George W Bush and Jeff Gannon Story: Part III

The President and the Prostitute- The George W Bush and Jeff Gannon Story: Part III

In the latest (and hopefully final) twist in the Jeff Gannon/ James Guckert story, or ‘The Gift That Keeps on Giving' as most satirical websites prefer to think of it, Mr. Guckert is reportedly considering legal action against the Liberal web blogger...

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Funny story: Conservative Christian Groups Saddened By Liberals Treatment Of George W. Bush's Gay Prostitute

Conservative Christian Groups Saddened By Liberals Treatment Of George W. Bush's Gay Prostitute

Conservative Christian Groups are reportedly "shocked and saddened" by the treatment fellow Gay Conservative Republican Jeff Gannon is receiving from the Liberal Press. Mr. Gannon, whose real name is James Guckert, has recently been the target of num...

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Funny story: Porter Goss and Donald Rumsfeld: The War Is Going Well, If You Don't Mind Losing.

Porter Goss and Donald Rumsfeld: The War Is Going Well, If You Don't Mind Losing.

United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and CIA Director Porter Goss both appeared in front of various Congressional Committees yesterday to warn America that Administration policies over the last four years have made the chances that the...

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Funny story: Gay Prostitute Sticks it to George W. Bush

Gay Prostitute Sticks it to George W. Bush

The flap over the White House allowing James Guckert, the Gay Escort and Conservative Christian White House reporter formerly known as Jeff Gannon, into it's daily press briefings continues. It will be remembered that reporter really wishes that he...

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Funny story: White House Announces Sale of U.S. Army to China

White House Announces Sale of U.S. Army to China

The White House has issued a statement yesterday revealing it's plans to reduce it's massive National Debt by selling off various governmental assets. George W. Bush is expected to hold a news conference later today announcing the sale of the United...

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Funny story: Scooter Libby Outs Himself...Bob Novak Stays Mum

Scooter Libby Outs Himself...Bob Novak Stays Mum

Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney's Chief of Staff I. Lewis (Scooter) Libby has waived Time Magazine writer Matthew Cooper's journalistic confidentiality pledge. Mr. Cooper had faced the prospect of eighteen months in prison for refusing to name Mr.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney to Retire: John McCain to be New Veep

Dick Cheney to Retire: John McCain to be New Veep

True to the deal that was struck before the Republican Convention, Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney is poised to retire. It will be remembered that just after the election Mr. Cheney entered the hospital complaining of mild chest discomfort. This w...

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Funny story: Bush to America: Support Your Troops...We Can't

Bush to America: Support Your Troops...We Can't

George W. Bush, speaking at California's Camp Pendleton, asked Americans to "Support our Troops". In a speech to the assembled soldiers Mr. Bush said, "Americans need to give our troops the support they need. We in the government would like to suppor...

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Funny story: Latest Administration Resignation: George W. Bush

Latest Administration Resignation: George W. Bush

The latest and perhaps most surprising resignation of the new Administration was handed in earlier today. President George W. Bush has signaled that he too has decided not return for a second term in the White House, following the likes of Secretary...

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Funny story: UN Ambassador Resigns: No One Will Play With Him

UN Ambassador Resigns: No One Will Play With Him

The United States Ambassador to the United Nations has tendered his resignation to the Bush Administration after only six months on the job. John Danforth, a former Senator from Missouri and once thought to be in line for the post of Secretary of Sta...

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Funny story: Another Republican Breaks The Law...Amazing.

Another Republican Breaks The Law...Amazing.

The White House today strongly condemned the use of secret Republican slush funds apparently used to pay for phone jamming during the 2002 New Hampshire Senatorial Elections. The jamming consisted of using computer generated calls to phone banks used...

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Funny story: Porter Goss's CIA: Some Growing Pains

Porter Goss's CIA: Some Growing Pains

The newly revamped and re-staffed Central Intelligence Agency under President George W. Bush's new Chief Porter Goss has begun to release some of it's latest findings. Among some of the more ominous predictions made by the spy agency are: Adolph Hitl...

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Funny story: Ukraine Elections: Democrats Ask 'Why Didn't We Think of That?

Ukraine Elections: Democrats Ask 'Why Didn't We Think of That?

Chagrined Democrats across the United States have been watching the results of the disputed elections in the Ukraine this week as hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians have taken to the streets in Kiev to peacefully protest the results of the President...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Made Me a Fundamentalist Christian

George W. Bush Made Me a Fundamentalist Christian

Well, the elections are over and I've been thinking: 51% of the voting public must be onto something that I've been missing. All this time I'm thinking that illegal and unnecessary wars, negative job growth, tens of millions without health insurance...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Calls Pat Robertson a Dirty Liar

George W. Bush Calls Pat Robertson a Dirty Liar

The Reverend Pat Robertson, in a CNN interview earlier this week said he warned President George W. Bush that there would be heavy casualties in any war with Iraq but his warning was dismissed by Mr. Bush who assured the 700 Club's founder that he wa...

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Funny story: Karzai Elected President Of The United States: Bush Wins Afghanistan

Karzai Elected President Of The United States: Bush Wins Afghanistan

In a bizarre twist, Afghanistan Interim President Hamid Karzai has been elected President of the United States. The news is all the more stunning because the American Elections were not scheduled to take place until November 2, nearly two weeks from...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Promises Troops Everything They Need: More Dentists Called To Duty

George W. Bush Promises Troops Everything They Need: More Dentists Called To Duty

President George W. Bush, speaking from the campaign trail, has once again assured voters that Troops in Iraq will get all the equipment and supplies they need to "finish the job". Speaking to a carefully screened crowd who were forced to sign loyal...

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