PERTH, AUSTRALIA- Reginald "Rush" Darwin, great-great-great grandson of the father of the theory of evolution announces the publication of a revolutionary alternative to both evolution and intelligent design at an introductory signing event to...
HOLLYWOOD-Blockbuster ABC television's Extreme Makeover producers have exhausted all their likely suspects here in the US, so they've taken their show on the road. Yes, they're going international…across the pond…to the next most...
Imosobad, Afghanistan--At a secret captured terrorist holding facility in the desert hills of eastern Afghanistan, interrogators have miraculously stumbled on what they believe is the key to unlocking vital information on the ongoing and planned inte...
THE WHITE HOUSE--As one of his most prestigious national duties, Vice President Dick Cheney has announced the winner of the Official 2005 George W. Bush Look-Alike Contest. The winner, shown here (the REAL George W. Bush is the one on the righ...
NORTH POLE (Reuters)-Prohibitive production problems and local labor loopholes have forced the Jolly Ole Elf to seek alternative budgetary strategies or else cease global toy distribution operations altogether.
PHILADELPHIA-NFL Eagles fallen star running back Terrell Owens' forced public apology to teammates after maligning QB Donovan McNabb put the gridiron world on its ear and placed a large ominous question mark over the future of T.O., dubbed ‘Terminall...
Washington, DC-What goes around, comes around! The dying dinosaur of Social Security has left the Baby Boomer generation at a loss for how to survive in a time where decades of government chicanery have taken all that glitters out of what once...
SPOOFNEWS EXCLUSIVE-Threats of a pandemic of avian flu have put asunder the old adage that ‘birds of a feather flock together.' Fearful that they'll suffer needless genocide at the hands of untrained, uneducated, paranoid general public, birds that n...
GREEN GIANT VALLEY, CA-Listen closely to your weatherman. There's a storm of controversy brewing, precipitated by the indictment of Mother Nature for willful destruction of public and private property in the wake of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita in the...
CAPITOL HILL-The War on Terror, natural disasters and governmental budget mismanagement have forced Congress to look beyond the usual sources for funding to keep America afloat. Working with scientists, engineers and meteorologists from coast to coas...
SALEM, MA-Not satisfied with routing religion from America's public schoolrooms, liberal Democrats and Godless infidels (or is that being superfluous?) have set their sights on the next-and last-frontier. With Satan on their side, there's a grassroot...
CAPITOL HILL-Location, location, location are the three most important words in real estate. And members of Congress have come up with an innovative way to use those three words to increase their income without actually giving themselves an of...
THE WHITE HOUSE-President George W. Bush stunned the nation, fellow Republicans and completely flabbergasted left-listing liberal Democrats by nominating a no-name to the Supreme Court. But that was nothing compared to who he has selected to replace...
CAPITOL HILL-Harriet Miers, George W. confidant and new-crony-on-the-hill Supreme Court nominee, will soon become a household word across America and around the world. The fact that she has been, up to now, completely unheard of, will be of no conseq...
CAPITOL HILL-Washington Democrats are absolutely giddy over the investigative spotlight now shining on indicted House Speaker Tom DeLay…so much so, that they're already condemned him even before he's had his day in court.
THE WHITE HOUSE-In a move that has shocked Beltway pundits and brought tears to the eyes of Gulf Coast region washouts, President George W. Bush has made the ultimate sacrifice a president can make to help victims of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita: He's...
CRAWFORD, TX-President George W. Bush has taken unusual protective measures in anticipation of the arrival of Hurricane Rita to the south Texas shores. Being military Commander-in-Chief, the President has ordered approximately 1,500 troops returning...
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