SEA OF JAPAN - The world's most powerful nuclear submarines, The USS Great White Shark is so sophisticatedly advanced that its electronic guidance system has the capability of seeing a freckle on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's Adam's apple. Rep...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he has just about had enough barking from that little Shih Tzu pup AKA Kim Jong Un. The president has said that if Kimette keeps on talking like a crazed escapee from the Pyongyang Loony Bin then...
It was merely a common single rainbow that heralded Kim Jong-un's 2nd place finish this weekend at the First Annual North Korean BBQ Blowout in Pyongyang. State media praised the supreme leader of North Korea for his grilling expertise, noting that h...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Political Drive Thru Window News Agency, which is based in the nation's capital, has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has issued an official state department bulletin. Speaking before a crowd gathered at a...
TONG CHANG-RI, North Korea - The regime of Kim Jong Un defiantly fired off one of their missiles and the one stage rocket malfunctioned landing in The Yum Yum Shopping Mall in the capital city of Pyongyang. A spokesperson for the North Korean gove...
Philippine President Noynoy Aquino has ordered the Philippine Armed Forces to DEFCON 1 as North Korea's Kim Jong-un orders a rerouting of North Korea's ballistic missile towards the Philippine islands. North Korea rerouted the launch path after Japan...
GENEVA, Switzerland--Now that ousted dictator Muammar Gaddafi is no longer able to set as policy the hating of Christians, Jews, the English-speaking world and Berbers, connections to Libya from all over the planet are creeping out of the woodwork.
Phoenix AZ: The body of Mr. T. Tomahawk was found in his suburban Phoenix home today. The deceased was employed as a missile design engineer at a local facility of a large defense contractor. Police were called by Mrs. Tomahawk who found her husba...
A new super weapon called the Carrier-Killer by China who developed it, does not pose a major threat to the United States according to Vice Admiral, Scott Van Buskirk, head of the U.S. 7th Fleet in the pacific. "The Russians gave up on the same we...
A team of British nuclear Scientists have teamed up with a squadron of Special Agents from the SAS to uncover the most startling weapon ever created. In the wrong hands the weapon could be absolutely lethal but thankfully after months of undercover w...
London - (Pander Diplomacy): The BGM-109A Tomahawk Land Attack missile, complete with live W80 nuclear warhead, was embedded in mud twenty foot below the low tide mark abutting the Stranger's Bar terrace. Royal Navy Marines took over five hours t...
For the second time this week a missile has been fired from the ocean and this definitely wasn't a plane say locals of Seaport, Maine! "They can call these things airplanes as much as they like, but this looked just like the one we saw on TV that...
What was supposed to be finale for next season's cable hit 'Mythbusters', wound up as a national defense news story instead of an episode focused on sending a harmless home made missile into orbit. Hosts of the show, Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage...
A spokesperson for the White House announced today the source of the mysterious vapor trail recorded off the coast of California. "It was a military rocket performing a government function" explained the presidential minion. "We had the las...
Monday evening, something launched approximately 35 miles off the California coast. A news helicopter even filmed the rocket-like contrail rising like an arced pillar in the sunset. If seeing is believing, there was definitely a rocket launch of some...
(KTLA 5 News) - Putting scientific analysis aside, the Los Angeles Times has posted a real-time group-think Twitter-feed that provides dubious enlightenment on the situation. Encouraging readers to join the conversation by asking: What do you thi...
Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, currently holding no less than twelve doctorates from academically renowned LaFontaine College located on Grand Cayman Island, sometimes referred to as the "Harvard of the Caribbean", touched bases with the Pentagon this mo...
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