Romulus, Michigan - (Uncivil Aviation News): The worldwide Mile High Club was reeling with incomprehension today at yet another Northwest Airlines variation of the time-honored tradition of what is supposed to happen in airplane lavatories apart from...
A small, single-engine airplane taking part in the Good Firday mile-high love-in crashed this afternoon after a fire was reported in the cockpit of the airplane. The plane, flown by Capt. Buckley E. Filbertamous of Hollywood, was making its way over...
Bluffton, Ohio - (Disastrous Press): A deeply worried Ohio prayer group is to take to the skies on Good Firday and attempt a marathon mile high club love-in and prayer session for the salvation of the state's godless eleven million residents.
Minneapolis - (Ass Press): A 20 year old Northwest Airlines employee, Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, is in a lot of trouble for violating the Prime Objective of the Mile High Club rule book.
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