A Magazine Ate My Brain by Rob Barratt Jordan's had a boob job Charlotte's had a baby I ate my own umbilical cord With carrots, peas and gravy Jordan's had a boob job I wish I had her talents Her breasts are always under threat From chemical imbalance Jordan's had a boob job With silicone implanted I slept with Elvis Presley's mum When she got stuck at Stansted Jordan's had a...
Anchorage, Alaska - Unlike President Jimmy Carter, whose popularity shot through the roof in the polls among liberals when he confessed to reading Playboy magazine as one of his vices, Sarah Plain was fearful of losing her conservative base if she a...
Hustlerboy magazine has offered an economic U.S. bailout of current financial crisis if Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin "will spread for a spread." "Timing is everything in life," said the wheelchair bound,semi- paralyzed magazine spokespe...
CALCUTTA - Architectural Digest, the premier lifestyles magazine, is featuring the Black Hole of Calcutta in this month's edition. "We wanted to do a spread on 19th century life, especially in the Third World" explained Paige Smith, editor in chi...
With less than a week to a wedding in Merthyr Tydfil, and despite the imposition of a media blackout, the bidding war between Hello! and OK!, the two main social magazines featuring that sort of thing, has heated up to near boiling point.
Satan has challenged creator of the universe and everything that exists, God, to reveal the true size of his man-hood.
In an effort to outdo its competition in the fashion-centric, highly visual world of entertainment news, "Us Weekly" magazine will now contain only large, cardboard, pop-up pictures of celebrities, and will contain no text whatsoever. The...
NEW YORK - The American Association of Magazine Publishers (AAMP) announced today that US magazines will no longer contain annoying "blow-in" subscription cards.
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