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Funny story: DEFLATION! - Britain hits deflation as prices rise 3.2%

DEFLATION! - Britain hits deflation as prices rise 3.2%

For the first time since the great depression, Britain is in deflation - a period of falling prices. Inflation rose by 0.2% to reach 3.2%, sending economic experts and commentators into panic about plummeting prices. 'Falling prices are terrible,'...

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Funny story: Zimbabwe inflation declared over

Zimbabwe inflation declared over

Government officials in Zimbabwe declared victory today over runaway inflation, stating it was finally defeated. To bolster the public's confidence in the nation's currency, Zimbabwe Mint officials issued a 100 trillion dollar coin as evidence demons...

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Funny story: Second Life Inflationary Nightmare

Second Life Inflationary Nightmare

Bad news for home owners in the virtual world of second life as the virtual terrorists have been at it again. The Linden Dollar (L$) is the currency for this pretend world which people are paid for doing jobs and selling items that they have made.

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Funny story: Sultan Of Brunei 'Broke'

Sultan Of Brunei 'Broke'

The Sultan of Brunei, for years the world's richest man, is no longer 'loaded', but has fallen on hard times, and now "hasn't got a penny to scratch his arse with", it has been claimed.

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Funny story: Stagflation May Lead to Worklessness

Stagflation May Lead to Worklessness

Bank of England officials today were said to be sure that Britain was unlikely to go into recession any time soon not while there are words like stagflation about.

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Funny story: Zimbabwe Reserve Bank issues larger notes

Zimbabwe Reserve Bank issues larger notes

Harare - The Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe today announced the issue of a larger notes.

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Funny story: UK Inflation Set To Devastate Britain

UK Inflation Set To Devastate Britain

In a blatant attempt at trying to make something out of a non-event, British newspapers today suggested that an inflation rate of 2% was an unbelievably dangerous and devastating threat.

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Funny story: UK Inflation Set To Spiral Madly Out Of Control - Could Ruin Xmas, Says Office of National Statistics

UK Inflation Set To Spiral Madly Out Of Control - Could Ruin Xmas, Says Office of National Statistics

Figures released today by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) suggest that much-feared inflation is set to spiral out of control, leaving many people "without a penny to scratch their arses with."

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Funny story: Food shortages cause a run on the "Doomsday" Global Seed Bank as crisis worsens

Food shortages cause a run on the "Doomsday" Global Seed Bank as crisis worsens

New York, New York - Because of the food shortages, blamed on the rising cost of oil, fertilizer and increased production of biofuels in Europe and America, nations that recently made contributions to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault have been forced t...

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Funny story: Tea Bagging The Fed

Tea Bagging The Fed

None of us will forget the day it began: Tea Bagging The Fed. They call the act childish in some circles and down right Patriotic in others.

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Funny story: American food and consumer goods manufacturing base unite to combat inflation by serving smaller portions and reducing packaging sizes

American food and consumer goods manufacturing base unite to combat inflation by serving smaller portions and reducing packaging sizes

Washington, D.C - Once again doing its part to help the America consumer in his or her time of need, the American and international food and consumer goods manufacturing conglomerates unite to combat inflation by serving smaller portions and reducing...

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Funny story: George Bush launches final, bold new plan to secure his legacy.

George Bush launches final, bold new plan to secure his legacy.

AP- 11/7/2007 - The White House - US President George W. Bush stated this morning in a staged press conference that the final policy goal of his Presidency will be to try to figure out how to distance himself from the remaining 34% of Americans who a...

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Funny story: Doctor Who Arrested for Business Fraud

Doctor Who Arrested for Business Fraud

CARDIFF - Along with the ever increasing trial of Lord Conrad Black and the escalating entanglement of the BAE and the government in the 'Al Yamamah' Saudi Arms Deal, another one of Britain's most prestigious symbols has...

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Funny story: Inflation Impacts Your Two Cents

Inflation Impacts Your Two Cents

(MUSICMAN PRESS) A study by Dr. Willis Wilbert Weevils, an economic professor at Princeton University, stated that the value of your two cents has increased. Your input was worth two cents for over a century. However, it has skyrocketed in the last d...

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Funny story: Rapper 50 Cent To Change Name

Rapper 50 Cent To Change Name

50 Cent, the controversial rapper, has decided it was time to upgrade his name. "Yo, wif' inflation, my peeps decided I should change my name to A Buck-fifty, yo." He announced today from the balcony of his new presidential palace in Ha...

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