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Funny story: Jersey Shore Snookie's Mugshot Finally Released to Press

Jersey Shore Snookie's Mugshot Finally Released to Press

Following her original arrest in 2010 and a frantic effort by her publicist to hold back New Jersey police bookiing photos, the reality show potty mouth who calls herself Snookie got more attention today when her bad-hair day police photo was pirated...

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Funny story: Pub Singer Arrested

Pub Singer Arrested

A pub singer in a Bermondsey pub was arrested and jailed overnight after singing "I'm Not In Love" in front of a newly married couple. Jack Taylor, who sings three nights a week at the Dog and Duck pub in Bermondsey High Street, London had just st...

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Funny story: Len Dykstra Arrested For Stealing His Own Shit

Len Dykstra Arrested For Stealing His Own Shit

Famed juiced-up Philadelphia Phillies outfielder -- who is as bad at running his day-to-day life as he was hitting left-handed pitchers who sent the off-speed stuff toward the inside of the plate-- has been arrested on various Grand Theft and Grand T...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight Citizens given Diplomatic Immunity

Isle of Wight Citizens given Diplomatic Immunity

Following a debate that ran into the early hours of this morning, the Isle of Wight Council has narrowly voted in favour of granting all residents of the Island diplomatic immunity. The surprise move comes after a recent report by the Association of...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Hits Rock Bottom Allegedly Bites British Boy

Charlie Sheen Hits Rock Bottom Allegedly Bites British Boy

It appears the downward spiral that is Charlie Sheen's life may have finally hit rock bottom. I have been notified by Scotland Yard sources that Charlie Sheen has been indicted on assault charges after the 2 and a Half Men and Major League star a...

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Funny story: A Kentucky Man Arrested After Police Find Illegal Drugs Concealed In His 'Pecker' (Penis)

A Kentucky Man Arrested After Police Find Illegal Drugs Concealed In His 'Pecker' (Penis)

OUCH HOLLER, Kentucky - Seasoned police in Ouch Holler, Kentucky say that they only thought that they had seen it all. A spokesperson for the OHPD, who was laughing so hard he could not remember his own name, stated that police officers Wydell "Bu...

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Funny story: Boxer Amir Khan admits 'I was handbag-wielding SuperGranny in foiled robbery'

Boxer Amir Khan admits 'I was handbag-wielding SuperGranny in foiled robbery'

The story of the old lady that 'clobbered' robbers with her handbag took a strange twist today when WBA champion boxer Amir Khan claimed it was him. Video of the raid on a jeweller's in Northampton shows what appears to be an elderly woman in a red...

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Funny story: He's Not Under the Influence, Officer! He's Just Being Fabio!

He's Not Under the Influence, Officer! He's Just Being Fabio!

SANTA MONICA, CA - Jud "Fabio" Birza, the winner of Survivor Season 21 in Nicaragua, was arrested Wednesday afternoon on suspicion of being under the influence of a controlled substance. Mr. Birza took home the $1,000,000 prize last December on CB...

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Funny story: Dead US man arrested?

Dead US man arrested?

"Is there life after death" was the question asked when police arrested a "dead man" who officially died 12 years ago. US police officers thought about asking the X Files Bureau for help but they declined to investigate, the case was just too Alie...

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Funny story: Man arrested for laughing

Man arrested for laughing

Birmingham: A man was arrested today in Birmingham city centre for laughing in a public place. The man named Michael O'Flaherty (36) originally from Liverpool was seen by members of the public openly giggling and eventually laughing out loud while ta...

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Funny story: Criminals to be arrested by e-mail

Criminals to be arrested by e-mail

The Home Office announced today that in a major cost-cutting drive criminals are now to be arrested by e-mail. Chief Constable Bill Old confirmed the new policy and explained that Police Officers were far too busy filling in paperwork to be able t...

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Funny story: The Police: Miniature Wehrmacht on manoeuvres in Wiltshire.

The Police: Miniature Wehrmacht on manoeuvres in Wiltshire.

Rural Wiltshire, England: A privately educated 57-year-old Lady nearing her pension age and bus pass, who has a degree in microbiology from Warwick University and works as a market researcher, has fallen victim to the tin-pot dictatorship of the Wil...

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Funny story: Errant Appletini Spilled on Lohan's Manolos Led to Arrest

Errant Appletini Spilled on Lohan's Manolos Led to Arrest

Making bail for the second time on the same alcohol related charge, thanks to a California Court Judge's declaration of a parole violation, Lindsay Lohan had to open her check book to the tune of $200,000 to buy her next "get out of jail, but not fre...

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Funny story: Pelosi Stalker Claims Calls Were a Simple Mistake

Pelosi Stalker Claims Calls Were a Simple Mistake

A northern California man who was arrested for making threatening phone calls to the speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi, claims he was simply trying to order a Polish delicacy. Though the still unnamed man made several calls to Ms. Pelosi, using o...

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Funny story: Police advisory: Upsetting them still a crime

Police advisory: Upsetting them still a crime

Washington, DC - Retired Police Chief Henry Himmler, recently appointed spokesman for the North American Main Bureau of Law Agencies (NAMBLA), held a press conference this morning where he expressed concern about the upswing in "attitude" amongst the...

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Funny story: Man Busted For Keeping Chemicals Under The Sink In The Kitchen

Man Busted For Keeping Chemicals Under The Sink In The Kitchen

Dramatic breaking news from Hampshire, UK as police swooped on the residence of a local man in the wee small hours, who also happens to be a contributor to satirical website TheSpoof.com. A number of jars of strange 'glowing in the dark' chemicals...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Arrested In Cambridge

Barack Obama Arrested In Cambridge

(Cambridge-MA) In the wake of the arrest of noted Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. by the Cambridge police after an alleged break in report at the professor's house, Barack Obama was detained for several hours yesterday evening after an unann...

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