London - Former Home Secretary Jack Straw has blamed a Thatcher stitch-up for stuff he 'dealt with' in 1997. An official Home Office review of the Hillsborough Tragedy upheld a cover-up in a government blame game own goal. This fingered the 198...
The late finale of the US Open Tennis Final caused confusion in British media last night when the 2.10am finish caused tired reporters stuck on auto-pilot from the Parylympic coverage and Athletes parade to churn out the wrong facts. The Stun news...
Wapping insiders claimed today that the front page picture of Prince Harry almost 'koo' starkers was a birthday present from Rupert Murdoch to his heroic wife, Wendi Deng. Deng shot to worldwide fame in 2011 when attacking Johnnie Marbles Kung-Fu...
Munich, Germany - Scientists here, not of the Nazi Party, have determined that human exhalations are releasing gasses that are escaping to outer space, traveling to the Sun, falling into the Sun, causing it to get hotter, and causing ice on the moons...
Sky watchers and astronomers alike are said to be amazed following a sensational once in a lifetime occurrence, when a black 1977 Ford Transit appeared on the Sun earlier today. It's strongly suspected that the van, Reg No. HGT 432 S, is a piece o...
In a move that is certain to delight everyone who lives on this beautiful island, our beloved and inventive government has come up with yet another brilliant way to raise more money for them to spend wisely. The sunlight tax bill is due to be deba...
"If you are a big fan of underwear, stars in their underwear, or even Z-List celebs in their underwear, then you need look no further than today's edition of The Sun," guest speaker, Pixie Lott told an enthralled audience at today's Piffle Prize Awar...
It was the summer of 2010, and Kate Gosselin was at the peak of not only her reality show acting career but also the peak of her sexuality. Divorced since 2009, Gosselin was hot to trot, but looking for love in a small Pennsylvania town with cameras...
The Police have brought to an end the Sun's Occupation campaign which threatened to disrupt the workings of the country. In a statement Occupy leader "Anonymous Murdoch" declared the removal of the Occupation by the Police had been unfair; 'We hav...
Weather expert Rupert Murdoch, known for his far sighted forecasts, has dramatically defied his forecasting colleagues by predicting 'Sunny weather from March'. However meteorologists from the famed 'Hacking News' have poured scorn on the Murdoch...
In a move that has surprised many, Rupert Murdoch has announced a new venture that aims to replace the current Sun newspaper team with an emerging tabloid written exclusively by the under-5 age group. The move is said to be fuelled by a discovery...
Rupert Murdoch, who believes he is God has decided to rewrite the Bible by allowing The Sun to appear on the seventh day. Once upon a time he preferred the "News of the world", but that was too naughty and not suitable any more for Sunday audiences a...
London - Rupert Murdoch said today his new Sunday organ will be staffed with 10 journalists 'who have never been caught in any hacking scandal'. The NewsCorpse red top will be edited by a well-known beautiful woman noted for her sharp wit, endeari...
The Sun has come out to warn the Government that it will not lie down under the heel of the fascist POLICE STATE. 'Asking questions is our business' said a hooded figure somewhere in Wapping 'we now have to hide our identities so that we will not...
London - NewsCorpse astrologers are studying occultation reports after a 6am bust of eight suspects thought to be involved in mobile hacking corruption scams. The solar flare-up saw five Sun employees, an MoD jobsworth, a Surrey police officer and...
It had to happen. Just when the world becomes convinced that the Daily Mail leads the world in journalistic mundanity, closely followed by The Burnley Express - The super soar away Sun comes up trumps and sweeps the board with three out of three in t...
In a shock announcement today on his new twitter page, 800 year old Rupert Murdoch told the world his plan to 'streamline his business empire' while at the same time producing a new reality tv show for his worldwide tv networks. The dirty digger...
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