Mums eh? Always there to reassure and cook for you. Always there to offer shrewd and wise observations on your latest choice of partner. Aren't mum's great? That is of course until you notice a bizarre absence in new memories relating to her. Here follows a list of 10 telltale signs that should inform you that she has in fact died and that you didn't just invent her whilst caned off of y...
Jade Goody's mother Jackiey Budden sparked a security scare at Gatwick airport yesterday after joking that she was carrying a pig in her luggage. The 51-year-old was strip-searched and questioned for 45 minutes after making the ill-advised quip du...
The mother who gave birth in a toilet on board an airplane has been reunited with her child. Maureen Spiggott left her new born child in the bin inside the cubicle. Ryanair have issued her with a bill for £500 for her long stay in the toilet. A compa...
CBS has been successful for the past few years with their Monday evening scripted comedy, "How I Met Your Mother." As a result, they will soon begin shooting a new reality series spin-off, "How I Knocked Up Your Mother." The show, said to be part...
It's official - well, according to 13-year old little Jimmy Brennan it is. The pubic-faced ginger nonce has confirmed that Tony Smith's mother is a slag - and a fat one at that. The troublesome teen made the bold statement round the back of the bi...
Annapolis, Md./ Blue Crab News - Oops! Joe Biden stepped in it again when he announced at one of his rare Senate reelection stops that the state's welfare mothers receiving $42,500 in cash benefits may have to be taxed in order to fulfill Obama's ec...
Kenya, Africa - Last week reported photos of Barack Obama's mother, Stanley Anne Dunham, completely nude surfaced on the internet causing many to speculate if there were any more scandalous photos of Barack Obama's family members in provocative poses...
As poll numbers for the McCain/Palin Republican Presidential ticket head south faster than college kids on Spring Break, self-proclaimed hockey mom, Sarah Palin, has begun to reach out to other mothers in the hopes of bolstering support. "The d...
Violent disturbances today followed a rally by single mothers on state benefits in central London following a government pledge to crack down on fat-arsed slappers milking the treasury dry. Police confronted several hundred single mothers in Trafa...
A Dutch man has caused headaches for scientists by managing to fold his mother in half six times over.
Your mum revealed yesterday that she too has cheated with love rat footballer Ashley Cole.
A landmark exhibition of Russian-held art containing The Dance by Mattise, arguably the greatest painting ever, was at the centre of a growing international row today when a Swansea mum Charlene Church (47) claimed her two ye...
When the vegetarians came along with all their tree huggin and 'no meat eatin', fathers saw it as a way to save money, mothers saw it as a way to loose weight, and young people just saw it as another way to make them eat more vegetables.
Everyone knows that Lassie had several husbands (Jeff and Timmy being the most notable) but how many of you knew she had three mothers?...
Your Town - Your Mom, a local mother of you, has been reported as being so overweight that when she turns around eyewitnesses report that the accompanying sound resembles "a truck backing up".
Maybe Michael Pollan's new psychic friends could have foreseen it. Only weeks ago, content to have The Omnivore's Dilemma atop the bestsellers list, Pollan now enjoys the distinction of having single-handedly sparked what promises to...
The latest report published by the Institute of Womb Studies (IWS) suggests that hooded youths are more likely to come from backgrounds where motherly love was either not available or not sufficient.
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