Gillian Mckieth fainted for the a millionth time last night after seeing a massive spider. The Spider happened to be Stacey trying to impress the campmates with a spider impression. Gillian then lost the baby she was "pregnant" with when she's...
Not only does she have to cope with the challenges of the jungle, Gillian McKeith also has to fend of the attentions of an unwanted suitor. Sources from the I'm A Celebrity jungle say that the TV nutrition expert has been receiving texts of a "spi...
Serious questions were being raised yesterday about the sanity of I'm A Celebrity contestant Gillian McKeith. Sheryl Gascoigne became the first celeb to be evicted from the jungle and told the audience she didn't know why Gillian went on the show.
Controversy in the I'm A Celeb camp tonight as shit inspector Gillian McKeith admitted smuggling contraband into camp in her knickers and sanitary napkins. Thus jeopardising Spoof favourite Stacey Solomon and Aggro's high level, vertigo inducing t...
Strange reports coming in from the jungle from freelance undercover Japanese paparrazo Kawasaki Yamamoto - it seems he saw Stacey Solomon in the jungle shower, and that she's been vajazzled by way of of a blue and white star of David which apparently...
Lembit Opaque, former Liberal Democrat MP, taking part in the latest 'I Was a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here', has suffered a snake bite. 'That is not fair' said Lembit 'I wasn't elected in the last Election so my pledge on student fees wasn't brok...
It can be revealed today that I'm a celebrity get me out of here unterstar Gillian McKeith has accidentally shoved a rabbit up her own arse. A hidden camera caught the spectacle and showed that fat boy Shaun Ryder had caught the rabbit and had gon...
Forget about Prince William and Kate Middleton - next year's wedding of all weddings, if reports are to be believed, will be between Wagner Carillho off the X-Factor and Gillian McKeith off I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here! Skoob Entertainment...
Kebab and pizza van entrepreneur Ali Bullo was beside himself in anguish today after investing thousands of pounds in a print run of 2012 calendars featuring 'I'm A Celeb' turd analyst Gillian McKeith in a variety of erotic naked poses. Ali Bullo,...
Serial fainter Gillian McKeith is at the time of writing, still firmly ensconced in the 'I'm A Celeb' jungle camp, alongside such luminaries as Lembit Opik, Brit Eckland, and some others, including grumpy Manc lad, Shaun Ryder. But we don't know r...
We've faced seven nights of Gillian McKeith screaming her way through Bush Tucker Trials. And now the sympathetic ITV have promised to resolve the matter and ensure that public money isn't wasted unfairly. Inspired by Disney, all Bush Tucker Trial...
Shagged-out Swedish ex sex-pot Britt Ekland, who was almost famous for a kinky nude scene in cult British horror movie The Wicker Man, and was one of Rod Stewart's token blondes after he lost his mojo and became a strutting playboy purveyor of pop pa...
I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here! - Latest news is that Scottish turd analyst and vegan serial fainter, Gillian McKeith is distinctly not establishing herself as the nation's sweetheart. Our Gillian, who never tires of expounding the benefits...
Skoob Entertainment News can finally reveal the truth about Gillian McKeith's on demand fainting episodes on 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here!' There are, according to sources, TWO reasons for the panicky fainting bouts. One of the reasons gi...
Millions of viewers witnessed Gillian McKeith faint on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here just before she had been asked to do the latest Bush Tucker Trial on the bizarrely popular reality celebrity show. However, fainting experts have examined th...
Breaking news from the jungle in Australia, where the 'I'm A Celeb' stars are battling it out with Arse and Feck for the world 'How To Mess Up A Weekend Even Worse Than The X-Factor' title: Gillian McKeith, the renowned Scottish turd analyst, and...
I'm a Celebrity's Stacey Solomon has spent much of her spare time partaking in an orgy of vermilingua according to resident shit meddler Gillian McKeith. 'I've been analysing Stacey's turds' said the 65 year old Scot 'and the weird thing is that t...
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