Stacey Solomon Vajazzled With A Star Of David!

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 25 November 2010

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Bewitched, Buggered And Vajazzled

Strange reports coming in from the jungle from freelance undercover Japanese paparrazo Kawasaki Yamamoto - it seems he saw Stacey Solomon in the jungle shower, and that she's been vajazzled by way of of a blue and white star of David which apparently is quite intimately situated.

In a lip smackingly good way.

Although Yamamoto has no photographic evidence to back up his claim.

The ex Japanese Special Forces jungle warfare, samurai swordsman and karate expert also reported that Kayla Collins and Aggro Santos disappeared for an hour in the jungle, and that Aggro came back to camp wearing a big sloppy grin, and Kayla came back looking like she'd just spent three days on horseback.

He also reported that Gillian McKeith has nipple and labia piercings and that she frequently in off-camera moments sneaks off into the jungle to grind her crotch against tree stumps.

It must be said though, that Yamamoto is a notoriously unreliable Skoob Entertainment News source, so his observations should really be taken with a pinch of salt.

Although preferably not sourced from the immediate vicinity of Gillian McKeith's arsehole.

Stacey Solomon - aside from the Star Of David vajazzling, and madcap Manc, Shaun Ryder, remain the bookies' favourites at Badbrookes and Joe Quarrel at 3-1

More as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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