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Funny story: Elvis was the King Clone - more to follow!

Elvis was the King Clone - more to follow!

According to 'The Scalpel' medical journal, it was revealed that in the not-so-distant future, when scientists have perfected the cloning technique, they have decided that each person should have a copy, which would be stored...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney has Evil Plan to Rule the World

Dick Cheney has Evil Plan to Rule the World

Anonymous sources today warned of Vice-President Dick Cheney's evil plot to rule the world with Cheney clones. These sources claimed Cheney used oil companies' high tech labs and huge profits to create more than 10,000 Cheney clone embryos.

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Funny story: Scientists Mark Dolly The Sheep's Anniversary

Scientists Mark Dolly The Sheep's Anniversary

Today, Feb. 22, marks the 10th anniversary of the birth of Dolly, the cloned sheep. Dolly is now stuffed for display in a Scotland museum.

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Funny story: Is Britney's New Boyfriend a Clone of Kevin?

Is Britney's New Boyfriend a Clone of Kevin?

Britney Spears recent break-up with hubbie Kevin Federline has been hot news in the last new weeks. But new pictures of Brit's new boyfriend have caused more gossip than ever before.

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Funny story: FDA Approves Eating Cloned Humans

FDA Approves Eating Cloned Humans

(Washington, DC) Following up its announcement that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned animals, the FDA today announced that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned humans.

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Funny story: FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

Washington, DC - The Food and Drug Administration today declared that cloned and other genetically modified livestock are "probably" fit for human consumption.

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Funny story: Kerry Cloning Bombshell - Reagan as VEEP?

Kerry Cloning Bombshell - Reagan as VEEP?

In an unexpected and unprecedented move, John Kerry, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee is expected to announce that a clone of former President Ronald Reagan will be his running mate in this November's general election. The clone, which...

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Funny story: Nadergate? Democrats Accuse Ralph Nader of being Republican Clone

Nadergate? Democrats Accuse Ralph Nader of being Republican Clone

Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chairman Terry McAuliffe is reported to have sent off a letter to the Federal Election Commission (FEC) accusing Republicans of secretly cloning Ralph Nader. In the letter, McAuliffe is said to have stated that...

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