We met up with the perpetually elusive Brit artist Banksy at a pub in Soho London, the same pub ironically where J.K Rowling allegedly met her future publishing agent Christopher Little. Banksy wore a woollen mask and shades. Our reporter from "Hoodwinked" recorded the conversation. An Interview with Banksy Q. Would you call yourself a capitalist? B. No way. Loathe it. Q. Why do you st...
Many high-falutin' theories have been put forward as to the origins of modern art with its smoke-and-mirrors baloney authenticated and promoted by the nefarious ruling class doctrine they call "Post Modernism" which goes "be as mad as you want for nobody is sane". You know what 'great' art is because it offends little old ladies. Damien Hirst and friends are among its most lucrative aficionados.
Famous British artist Damien Hirst, said to be the world's wealthiest artist, has opened a small store in Soho London that was once a Chinese restaurant. He calls it his "Ephemeral Sculpture Store". It is the size of a small supermarket with all y...
A full scale lockdown at the Tate Modern Museum kicked in automatically when the curator pressed the security master switch, days after exhibit "Empty Room With Lights Going On And Off" was stolen. The runner up Turner Prize winning work of art,...
In a daring raid on the Tate Modern gallery in London, a £2million masterpiece by conceptual artist Martin Creed was stolen in the early hours of this morning. The masterpiece, an empty room with lights going on and off repeatedly, won the Turner Pri...
Tübingen, Germany - (Ass Mess): A 100ft, 32-ton red Veronese marble sculpture of a vagina positioned outside Tübingen University Institute for Microbiology and Virology is being tested for sexually transmitted diseases this week following an inciden...
St Tropez, South of France - Administrators of the late Boris Berezovsky's estate are gutted that the Russian oligarch's precious art collection has turned out to be a pile of old Jackson Pollox. Nineteen paintings from his French villa Chateau E...
Milan, Italy - An international panel of art experts and historians has unanimously agreed that Jesus Christ and his 12 Disciples were not actually present and did not personally sit for Leonardo da Vinci when da Vinci painted his famous mural "The L...
New York - A Spaniard who masterminded a $80m art forgery scam out of a seedy Queens apartment has been arrested and charged with peddling a load of fraudulent old Jackson Pollox. FBI agents pounced on José Carlos Bergantinos Diaz, 69, last Friday...
Artist Vincent Van Gogh is well known post-impressionist whose works bring millions of dollars in any auction. But why did he change his paintings later in his life? "He went from bright Sunflowers to Blue self-portraits", stated one art critic. H...
The police of Nice, France were somewhat embarrassed this morning, sheepishly admitting to a clamouring throng of reporters in a small room of uncomfortable chairs, that they had made an error in earlier reports of the recovery of a stolen masterpiec...
Finger paints are bright primary colors that artists apply to canvases using their fingers, rather than brushes, to save money and avoid costly cleanup. During spring break, Miss Ruthie invented the medium when she was thinking of a "fun, creative project" for her daycare students. They got bored easily, she explained, and she wanted to find a way to divert them for the hours between nap time a...
New York - The selfie is thought to have been inspired by the aritst's brief stay at an East Ham, London massage parlor where two voluptuous masseuses plied him with drink before getting out an old Polaroid. Tonight bidding for the 10" x 6" maste...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MoMA, the Museum of Modern Art in New York City, has confirmed that Petrov Daviditch's Post Modern Masterpiece, Yellow Ladder Floating in Deep Space, has been successfully put into orbit as the Milky Way Galaxy's first known art...
ARCO, IDAHO - Burning Man Festival Organizers have announced the location for the 2014 event will not be Nevada's Black Rock Desert, as is usual. "Our Vibe is telling us that we need to acknowledge the Earth's pain," said spokesman Kish Hipscombe,...
What most people saw in the Massachusetts Wellesley College area was a practically naked man either sleepwalking or in a frozen Zombie-like Trance! Whatever it was, the Headmaster immediately called the campus police and the local sheriff, who m...
New York - A Manhattan auction house estimates Bacon's classic 1969 oil on canvas portrait of his pussycat Rasher will be a runaway hundred million dollar success at their forthcoming sale this week. NYC auctioneers Dribble & Gavel say they ha...
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