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Funny story: WMD: A State Of Mind Over Matter

WMD: A State Of Mind Over Matter

Washington, D.C. President George Bush announced today that the weapons of mass destruction believed to be in Iraq were, in fact, only in Sadda...

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Funny story: President Bush Threatens Military Action Against Ivan And Any Other Hurricane That Wants A Piece

President Bush Threatens Military Action Against Ivan And Any Other Hurricane That Wants A Piece

WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Fearing even more damage will be sustained from what seems like a never ending saga of hurricanes, President Bush tried to put worries aside here today and addressed the American public with a plan of action. Many citizens believ...

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Funny story: Liquor Store Registers Bush Voters

Liquor Store Registers Bush Voters

Seattle, Washington - A cease and desist order was issued by the Superior Court of King County August 31st after a liquor store manager began registering voters for George W. Bush and the republican party. Angry over Hemp-Fest participants allegedly...

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Funny story: Referendum to Eliminate Electoral College Shot Down by Electoral College

Referendum to Eliminate Electoral College Shot Down by Electoral College

WASHINGTON. All 538 electors of the U.S. Electoral College unanimously vetoed a permanent recess of the U.S. Electoral College and ban on all Electoral College methods of carrying out national elections today. Earlier this month the landslide refer...

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Funny story: Bush Denies Allegations: "I Am Not To Blame!"

Bush Denies Allegations: "I Am Not To Blame!"

Washington, D.C. President George W. Bush today denied allegations that his campaign remains directly responsible for the Swift Boat ads aimed...

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Funny story: Government issues urgent individual security guidelines

Government issues urgent individual security guidelines

Washington, DC - In response to continuing questions and concerns about individual security during these uncertain times, the Department of Homeland Security has issued new and sweeping guidelines to help individuals maintain their personal safety.

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Funny story: Ralph Nader Joins Al Qeda

Ralph Nader Joins Al Qeda

WASHINGTON Presidential candidate Ralph Nader announced today that he would be teaming up with bin Laden's Al Qeda group in the hopes that he could force himself onto the ballots in all 50 states.

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Funny story: Republican's Worry: Bush Loses Debate to Stem Cell

Republican's Worry: Bush Loses Debate to Stem Cell

Washington, D.C. Returning to the White House after a day spent comforting victims of the hurricane in Florida, President Bush was drawn into a...

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Funny story: Presidential Contenders to Square Off on XBOX Live

Presidential Contenders to Square Off on XBOX Live

Washington, DC - In an interesting twist on the tried and true debate model, The Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) has announced that President Bush and Senator Kerry will be competing against one and other during a series of extended gaming s...

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Funny story: Four Years of Legislation Down the Drain, Bush to Blame

Four Years of Legislation Down the Drain, Bush to Blame

Washington D.C. (AP)- Guess who made another presidential boo boo? That's right, George W. Bush made a mess again, and this one won't be fixed by merely changing into unsoiled trousers. Bush has managed to void four years of legislation. How?...

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Funny story: President Bush Amends Homeland Advisory Color Chart

President Bush Amends Homeland Advisory Color Chart

Washington - President Bush today announced a drastic change in how the current Homeland Security Color Chart would be interpreted. The change, instituted jointly with Sec. Tom Ridge, would allow for a "hindsight provision" to be added in the...

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Funny story: Washington's Newest Hot Rumor

Washington's Newest Hot Rumor

Though not yet official, word has it that President Bush has selected the person who will be the Director of all intelligence services. The name of that person will come as a shock to many, others will see it as a brilliant political move.

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Funny story: Ridge Unveils New Home Safety Plan

Ridge Unveils New Home Safety Plan

WASHINGTON - Tom Ridge, Secretary of Homeland Security, unveiled a sweeping new plan for Americans to remain safe in their homes. Chief among the points in the plan is an inflatable biosuit that Ridge says can protect ordinary Americans in most situ...

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Funny story: Drudge Report Sinks To New Low

Drudge Report Sinks To New Low

WASHINGTON - Matt Drudge's ‘The Drudge Report' has long been hailed by right-wing conservatives as the definitive source for dirt on their liberal Democrat adversaries. With the release of ‘Fahrenheit 9/11', controversial film director Michael M...

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Funny story: Clinton Book Sees Second Printing

Clinton Book Sees Second Printing

WASHINGTON - Following the release of former President Bill Clinton's book, 'My Life', in June of this year, several watch-groups have reported a host of typographical errors. The book has enjoyed only marginal sales, despite the heavy m...

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Funny story: Osama bounty-hunters hired by Riggs CEO

Osama bounty-hunters hired by Riggs CEO

Washington DC (Rioters) - A beleagured President Bush Junior has ordered a White House news blackout on stories circulating in the media this week that his uncle Jonathan Bush, chief executive of the notorious Riggs Bank, is embroiled in further cont...

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Funny story: Sandy Berger's Monkey Malaise

Sandy Berger's Monkey Malaise

Washington, DC - Sandy Berger, President Clinton's National Security Advisor, continues to be battered by bad news following the discovery of his removal of classified documents from the National Archives.

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