Polygamist and child abuser Warren Jeffs was last night married to fellow inmate and jail bully "Big Rosco" Tanner at a ceremony in the penitentiary showers, attended by other prisoners and watched by guard...
"Murder She Wrote" actress and jailed killer Angela Lansbury has been unveiling the roster of new acts she has signed to her "Crack Bitch" label.
Broadmoor Jail, Reading - (Disaster Mess): Peter Sutcliffe, known as The Yorkshire Ripper, has demanded a retrial after successfully lobbying Prime Monster Gorgon Brown over the injustice of his prison sentence.
Prison guards looked on with amazement as two daring convicts escaped from a top security prison in Leicester by climbing a ladder.
In an effort to reduce the prison population, the Government will pass legislation bringing back the Medieval practice of "trial by combat".
A seventy six year old man was sentenced to life imprisonment today for stealing over the period of seventy one years over one and a half million pounds worth of penny sweets.
Prison staff working at a maximum-security jail at the weekend found that the establishment's hi-tech locking system was no match for Kitchen staff, whose extraordinary culinary talents helped spark a major security alert. Inmates at Hull Prison d...
EMBATTLED security company Group Four last night sensationally revealed they have recruited washed-up singers Cilla Black and Carol Decker to drum some discipline into their shambolic prison warders.
Britney Spears' bodyguard is facing a battery charge after allegedly 'battling' with photographers who were trying to take pictures of the singer's vagina.
Memphis, Tennessee - (Ass Mess): The Tennessee Department of Correction has clamped down hard on visitors' provocative underwear.
BOSTON, Massachusetts (Rooters) -- A federal judge Thursday ordered the government to pay more than $1.00 in the case of four men who spent decades in prison for a 1965 charge of stealing a block of cheese after the FBI withheld evidence of their in...
Today Lindsay Lohan managed to make a bigger fool of herself than most people thought possible. She has been caught driving intoxicated (again) and possessed several bags of powdered substance thought to be crack cocaine.
Pathetic actress Lindsay Lohan has been arrested in California by Santa Monica police on suspicion of trying to emulate celebrity heiress Paris Hilton, who was sent to jail recently for a pitifully short time...
Concerned parents around the world are increasingly worried about the sheer number of bullies harassing their children. "It's becoming an epidemic here and in other schools everywhere," said a Canadian education official.
Judges have said that in the first case of its kind in the entire history of the legal system in England, a man appeared before Hull Crown Court yesterday charged with murdering himself.
(Seattle, WA) A downtown Seafirst bank was robbed at daybreak by a teen disguised with vegetation duct-taped to his body in imitation of a recent New Hampshire robbery.
US private equity group Blackstone has agreed a $26billion all-cash deal to buy celebrity heiress and former jailbird Paris Hilton, in news announced yesterday.
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