Rumours from the Palace are rife that Prince William may be considering tying the knot with the late Anna Nicole Smith. Royal commentators have speculated on the new love-match which apparently the Queen approves of.
A leaked report from Buckingham Palace has revealed that Princes Harry and William both have a mental age of the average nine year old.
London - (Rioters): Prince William and Kate Middleton's break-up was foretold in January this year as satirical skywatchers advised of the ominous impact that Comet McNaught would have on the royal romance.
In an absolute shock to the country, and the world, Prince William has gotten drunk.
"She may have been a looker, but her name wasn't long enough."...
Bovington Barracks - (Ass Mess): Prince William was being comforted in the bosom of the army last night as the barracks' camp commander brought in fourteen of the Iran hostage sailors to cheer him up following his break-up with wannabe somebody K...
Speculation continues into why Prince William and Kate Middleton have ended their Four year relationship. Sources close to the Palace have hinted that it may have been Prince William's insistence that he wears a gingham pinafore dress and sings a...
Royal Derby - (Old Crocks Press): Ten thousand jobs at British crockery factories around the UK will be lost following the news that there will no royal engagement, no royal wedding and no point in collecting over fifty million items of the House of...
It appears that the press has a lot of egg on its face today after it was announced that the breakup between Prince William and Kate Middleton was just a prank.
The people of Britain have woken up today to news so devastating that it could signal the end of these great Islands for ever.
Hype Park, London - (Ass Mess): The waters of the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain developed bleeding stigmata today after Heather Mills emerged as the culprit behind Kate Middleton's dumping of William.
(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...
There was a new development in the Prince William/Kate Middleton divorce row today, when it emerged that the intended Princess had been seeing another man. Whooaaaa...
London - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton has spoken for the first time since signing an exclusive £500,000 kiss-and-tell about the loneliness of the last two years.
Pratts Bottom Barracks - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): In what hystery will come to remember as the Hellfire Club's Curse of Friday the 13th, the Pretender to the Throne's elder son William has announced he has dumped girlfriend Kate Middleton and shack...
Kate Middleton, the girlfriend of Prince William, is, this morning, no longer the girlfriend of Prince William. The pair have packed each other in.
Kate Middleton has narrowly avoided becoming the next Princess Diana this week by finally breaking it off with boyfriend Prince William. In an exclusive interview, Middleton revealed that their relationship could not continue because they are simp...
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