Recent reports of a steroid epidemic in Major League Baseball have spurred shocking allegations about widespread use of performance-enhancing drugs among stock brokers, politicians and TV news reporters. "Half the brokers on the floor of the New...
Washington, D.C. -- April 6, 2004...
In an attempt to clear his name of allegations of substance abuse baseball great Barry Bonds agreed to a second drug test. It was reported Bonds' collected urine samples from his miniature Doberman Pincher, his sister, and his aunt then mixed...
"The NCAA tournament is dragging on and on and on. I'm ready to watch some baseball now. I am so bored," Aggie Homerunner said today from her home in Texas.
In response to the raunchy Superbowl half-time display, the FCC has decided to run a tighter ship. Baseball is the most recent victim of this frenzied censorship, in that baseball signs have been banned altogether. Said FCC spokeswoman Patty O'Fu...
Allied forces found a weapon of mass self-destruction in the form of an 8-bit video game console. Special forces units captured the former dictator of Iraq after they found him hidden in a hole playing Baseball Stars on the original Nintendo s...
Celebrity baseball -- they said it would never happen in the NL Central -- but the Chicago CUBS challenged history again Tuesday when they hired one of America's biggest TV talk-show superstars -- Oprah Winfrey -- to a two-year, $525-million con...
I'm reminded of the days of my youth where, on the battlefield of the schoolyard, alliances were forged and destroyed amidst the competitive life-or-death game of kick ball. Kick ball, in the states, is played like baseball except the pitcher rolls a large ball toward the person who kicks it and runs the bases.
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