Leeds United, relegated from football's Championship at the weekend, were this morning handed an incredible lifeline by the Football Association for their never-say-die attitude at the end of Saturday's 1-1 draw with
Newcastle chairman Freddy Shepherd says striker Michael Owen will not be that good once he returns back from injury.
West Ham United, amazingly still in the Premier League, have been hit by a massive fine over irregularities concerning the transfers of Argentinian players Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano.
Chelsea manager Jose Moaninho and Melchester United heart throb Crustiano Retardo have entered into a war of words, the like of which, has never before been heard in Portuguese.
UEFA, the governing body of European football, has hinted that they are reconsidering the venue for this year's Champion's League final.
There was confusion today on both sides of the Iron Curtain over the funerals of ex-Russian President Boris Yeltsin, and former England World Cup winner Alan Ball, who is dead.
It is a well known fact that Prince William is an Aston Villa supporter, Charles Prefers netball to Football and Harry likes the odd game of Ker-plunk but did anybody know that her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is a Gunner apparently taking after Queen...
Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has had his pride severely injured by his teams lame performance against Newcastle and may find himself unable to face Liverpool on Tuesday.
There was shock today at the stadium of light in Sunderland after it emerged that manager Roy Keane was found in tights dancing to four seasons.
Newcastle United have today confirmed that Prime Minister Tony Blair will wear the famous number nine jersey next season.
Chelsea's over-rated housewife, Frank Lampard, has today poured his heart out to local reporters about Manchester United's advantage over his club.
Tottenham have called a press conference today at 12:00 where they are expected to announce the new signing of Bobby Zamora.
In an astonishing move this morning, the Football Association has decided that, at the end of the season, Aston Villa will be relegated from the Premier League, whatever their finishing position in the table.
BBC1's Match of the Day programme had a very different look this week when presenter Gary Lineker unveiled his new persona after having recently undergone a sex change.
The president of Real Madrid has declared C. Ronaldo as his main "50 million dollar summer target" in an attempt to win the next La Liga.
David Beckham is set to be recalled to the England squad by manager Steve McClaren after a series of pathetically bad performances by England.
Manchester United's grotesque England international defender Rio Ferdinand, who is part-Irish, is in hot water with Police after an unsavoury incident with a member of the Old Trafford crowd. The incident, which came during the second half of Unit...
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