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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Arrested For Speeding

Lewis Hamilton Arrested For Speeding

World Motor Racing Championship leader Lewis Hamilton has been arrested in France only hours before tomorrow's French Grand Prix.

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Funny story: Renault defies odds - bets on success of Carnot Engine

Renault defies odds - bets on success of Carnot Engine

Geneva, Switzerland (Reuterus) - Using some of the brightest minds from the scientific community already at work on the Large Hadron Collider, car manufacturer Renault has set out to mass-produce the 'Holy Grail' of efficiency -- the Carnot E...

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Funny story: Insurance Claims are the Life for Me!

Insurance Claims are the Life for Me!

I'm moving to the U.K. In Norwich, several insurance claims have made news by declaring that numerous people are at the mercy of the animal kingdom: deer smashing kitchen windows, horses chewing cars, etc. My favorite is the woman who filed an insurance claim because her beloved hamster became so fraught with the idea of visiting the vet that he chewed through her handbag. It goes to show you...

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Funny story: Bad 1970s Product Ideas: Tom Marvel Birth Control

Bad 1970s Product Ideas: Tom Marvel Birth Control

…and we won't even mention Pinto bumper cars...

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Funny story: Accident Kills Cartoon Frog

Accident Kills Cartoon Frog

The entertainment world is mourning today, following the tragic death of Warner Brothers icon Michigan J. Frog. Mr. Frog was killed when he was hit by a car.

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Funny story: Cars Using Multiple Gas Pumps Develop New Form of Car HIV

Cars Using Multiple Gas Pumps Develop New Form of Car HIV

Greendale, Wisconsin - The first outbreak of a new car disease was documented here, and it is feared that millions of other cars may suffer the same fate.

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Funny story: Local Man Did Not Get the "Everyone's Going to Pull Out in Front of You in Their Big, Stupid SUVs" Memo

Local Man Did Not Get the "Everyone's Going to Pull Out in Front of You in Their Big, Stupid SUVs" Memo

American Fork, Utah - A local resident claims he must not have gotten the memo that stated everyone would pull out in front him in their big, stupid SUVs.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Gets His Own Custom Car: The Mercedes "Hee-Hee"

Michael Jackson Gets His Own Custom Car: The Mercedes "Hee-Hee"

Michael Jackson and the Mercedes-Benz corporation have teamed to come up with a new mini-van that's sure to rock the industry apart. It's called the Mercedes Hee-Hee.

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Funny story: Man Seen Urinating Into Supermarket Petrol Tanker - Police Investigating

Man Seen Urinating Into Supermarket Petrol Tanker - Police Investigating

Two supermarkets have insisted that their petrol is not faulty after millions of owners complained that their vehicles exploded.

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Funny story: Firestone Recalls 200,00 Tires for Faulty Design

Firestone Recalls 200,00 Tires for Faulty Design

Firestone Tire Company has recalled it's line of X44 all weather tires for a problem with it's tread design. The tread design defect has unexpected reactions to being slightly over inflated.

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Funny story: North Korea Reveals Prototype of New Car

North Korea Reveals Prototype of New Car

Pyongyang, North Korea - At an informal press conference/luncheon yesterday, North Korea unveiled its newest automobile, the Plutonium. The car is named after the highly radioactive chemical element with which most of the chassis and frame are const...

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Funny story: GM Introduces Car for the Simple-Minded: The Dolt

GM Introduces Car for the Simple-Minded: The Dolt

Struggling auto giant General Motors is introducing a new concept car aimed at customers who are intimidated by modern technology and all things requiring sophisticated skills or understanding. The GM Dolt, "the car for the rest of us", wa...

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Funny story: Motorists to pay for smokers' ill health

Motorists to pay for smokers' ill health

The British government, in a bid to tackle the problems of traffic congestion, the environment and the growing cost to the NHS of smoking across the country, have announced plans for British motorists to fund smokers' ill health.

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Funny story: Bush Agrees to Supply Monkeys to Detroit Automakers

Bush Agrees to Supply Monkeys to Detroit Automakers

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush told Detroit's auto industry leaders on Tuesday that he will import "as many monkeys as it takes" from Thailand to work on vehicle assembly lines for Detroit's Big Three automakers.

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Funny story: Chevrolet To Capitalize On Growing UK Niche

Chevrolet To Capitalize On Growing UK Niche

U.S car manufacturer Chevrolet are launching a range of new models to tap into the lucrative UK "sub culture" segment. The new range of models will be available only in Burberry paintwork and will me marketed under the CHAVROLET brand, and are se...

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Funny story: Ford Announces Water-Powered Automobile

Ford Announces Water-Powered Automobile

DETROIT, Mich.. -- The Ford Motor Company, in conjunction with Hydrolytics, Inc., announced today that they have produced, in a unprecedented engineering feat, a water-powered car that could end America's dependence on foreign petroleum for vehic...

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Funny story: Ten Tom Tourists Choose Tennessee

Ten Tom Tourists Choose Tennessee

Memorial Day in the Smokies means traffic jams in both Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg, favored holiday destinations for many families in the Southeast. Cars and trucks crawl up and down the Parkway close to Dollywood and the main street in front of Rip...

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