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Funny story: Kate Moss Adulation Abounds

Kate Moss Adulation Abounds

After the chaos in Oxford Street earlier this week when Kate Moss revealed her new clothing range in Top Shop, there was more blind panic in the same street today when she ducked into McDonalds to us...

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Funny story: Interview with Hafiz Emdad

Interview with Hafiz Emdad

Exclusive interview by Khadija Khanom and Noshin Hossain - Pupils of Muwatta Weekend Maktab, London...

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Funny story: Recycling Means End Of London Front Gardens

Recycling Means End Of London Front Gardens

Londoners today faced the end of traditional front gardens in the wake of a new initiative from London Mayor Ken Livingstone.

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Funny story: Boat Race Cancelled

Boat Race Cancelled

This weekend's annual Boat Race between the world's two most famous universities, Oxford and Cambridge, has been cancelled, due to boredom.

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Death Hole

Harry Potter and the Death Hole

J.K. Rowling author of the unusually popular Harry Potter series held a press conference in London to talk about the plot of Harry Potter and the Death Hole. The story centres around Harry Fucker-...Potter? are you sure? it says Fucker on my sheet...BILLY! IT'S NOT FUNNY I WILL KICK YOUR WHITE ASS! Harry POTTER and his friends Hermione Grazer-...Granger? no way but...BILLLY! Hermione GRANGER a...

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Funny story: Middleton makes press complaint

Middleton makes press complaint

London - (Ass Press): Kate Middleton, the hired fag-hag paid to impersonate heterosexual bliss with the Pretender to the Throne's elder son William, has sent a complaint to the Press Complaints Commission bemoaning that she has been steadfastly i...

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Funny story: It's Official: London Property Market Is a Bubble

It's Official: London Property Market Is a Bubble

Property speculators have been saying it for years but at last City financiers can reveal that the London property market is officially just a bubble waiting to burst.

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Funny story: London Olympics Debacle Down To Dodgy Builders

London Olympics Debacle Down To Dodgy Builders

Things have just gone from bad to worse at London's Olympic site as more news emerges about the cost debacle.

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Funny story: Sex shop for dwarves!

Sex shop for dwarves!

London- Deep in the heart of London's red light district amid the sleazy neon and whispered requests something revolutionary is turning heads and clucking modest tongues.

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Funny story: Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Rumours of a rift between Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho and his overpriced, under performing, burden on the rest of the team, striker, Andriy Shevchenko are completely untrue according to Shevchenko.

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Funny story: What job should I take?

What job should I take?

I live in Scotland, but want a job in London. What job should I get?...

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Funny story: Nostalgia not what it used to be

Nostalgia not what it used to be

London- After six long years of research and seventeen million pounds of tax payers money; a Government team looking into the question of falling standards in nostalgia have come to the conclusion that it's not as good as it used to be.

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics over budget by £13

London 2012 Olympics over budget by £13

The cost of the 2012 London Olympics is a staggering £13.97 over budget.

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Funny story: Mascherano Slams Gay West Ham

Mascherano Slams Gay West Ham

London. In a move surely intended to add insult to injury Liverpool's new Argentinian substitute, Javier Mascherano has lifted the lid off the controversial five minutes he spent at west ham football club.

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Funny story: Of inquisitive Labradors and picky mice

Of inquisitive Labradors and picky mice

In London recently I had the opportunity to go and visit the younger of my two older sisters. I am the baby of the family and no matter how much I pound my chest and proclaim my alpha male status, since our father died some years ago, they still want to baby me. Am I warm enough? Have I eaten enough? Do I need to use the little boy's room? It's quite endearing unless we're in a public...

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Funny story: London Borough of Hackney Retains Britains most Wasteful Award

London Borough of Hackney Retains Britains most Wasteful Award

London - Faceless, winging, scumbag, lazy ass, worthless, civil servant, cockroaches will raise a glass wine at the expense of the long suffering tax payers this evening as predictably the London Borough of Hackney retained its title as 'Britains...

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Funny story: Hackney 2012 Olympics reveal new logo

Hackney 2012 Olympics reveal new logo

London: Lord Coe today revealed the logo for the Hackney Olympics for 2012 at a lavish press conference at Hackney Town hall.

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