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Funny story: Lance Armstrong: "It's all her fault!"

Lance Armstrong: "It's all her fault!"

Cycling champion Lance Armstrong is severely irate these days about his falling behind in the Tour de France, claiming that he has been currently in dazes during the race. I guess this explains why he was in fourth place for a majority of tim...

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Funny story: Tour de France Shocker as Lance Armstrong Flies to Victory

Tour de France Shocker as Lance Armstrong Flies to Victory

Tour de Farce: Shockwaves have been sent around the cycling world as yesterday's 197.5 kilometre stage, from Castelsarrasin to La Mongie, was taken by storm in rather unconventional circumstances. Five-time Tour de...

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Funny story: "Tour de France" Won by Brower!

"Tour de France" Won by Brower!

BELMAR, New Jersey (AP) Not many people in this small beach town thought Jimmy Brower would be allowed to enter this year's "Tour de France". When the news came that Jimmy actually won the "Tour De France", Belmar residents we...

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Funny story: Highlights and Suprises from the 3rd stage of the Tour de France

Highlights and Suprises from the 3rd stage of the Tour de France

July 6, 2004 NAMUR, Belgium (AP) -- A brief look at Tuesday's third stage of the 91st Tour de France yielded one very big Russian surp...

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Funny story: Lost Paperwork Traps Refugee in Crappy French Airport

Lost Paperwork Traps Refugee in Crappy French Airport

PARIS, France June 8th - He could be any passenger waiting for a flight, cleaning his socks in a drinking fountain of Charles de Gaulle Airport's Terminal One, luggage piled neatly by his side.

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Funny story: Jan Ulrich Banned Again

Jan Ulrich Banned Again

Jan Ullrich, the powerful German cyclist and the man thought most likely to deprive Lance Armstrong of a record sixth Tour de France victo...

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Funny story: Man To Build Causeway from France to Canada

Man To Build Causeway from France to Canada

For Jacques Gambrell building a footpath from France to Canada via England, Iceland and Greenland seems less quixotic than practical. The rough seas, the high winds, the passing ships bother him far less than the jeers, the quizzical looks and doubt...

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Funny story: 15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.

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Funny story: Cycling Federations to Ban Soda

Cycling Federations to Ban Soda

PARIS, France - Following reports that Italian Cycling great Marco Pantani died as a direct result of a coke overdose, both the United States Cycling Federation and the Amaury Sport Organization have moved to ban all soda beverages from the team tabl...

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Funny story: Essex part of France shock

Essex part of France shock

We all believed it - but now we know it's true. Essex is not part of England. It actually belongs to France.

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Funny story: U.S. Announces New Franco-American Alliance

U.S. Announces New Franco-American Alliance

Washington, DC: Following the forcible ouster of Haitian President Jean Bertrand Aristide by American military forces, United States Secretary of State Colin Powell announced that the U.S. and France have formally patched up diplomatic rela...

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Funny story: Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.

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Funny story: Concorde Converted Into Supersonic Sub

Concorde Converted Into Supersonic Sub

PARIS, FRANCE-The French government is reporting today that the earlier retired Concorde jet airliner has been secretly transformed into a military submarine capable of cruising faster than the speed of sound under water.

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Funny story: Wales and Scotland top seeds for Euro 2004

Wales and Scotland top seeds for Euro 2004

In some kind of wondrous cock-up, UEFA have decided that Wales and Scotland not only qualified for the Euro 2004 finals, but that they are actually alongside France and Portugal in the top seedings.

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Funny story: French war with Belgium will not go ahead, Belgian army not real.

French war with Belgium will not go ahead, Belgian army not real.

France today backed down on its threat to go to war with Belgium after the Belgian government admitted, "Our army is fake!"...

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