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Funny story: Tevez wins top Manchester award!

Tevez wins top Manchester award!

Carlos Alberto Tevez of Manchester United and Argentina has been awarded the 'MAN'chester award in Manchester.This award is given to those special people who have the face that turns the most number of people on that area.

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Funny story: Joey Barton Turns To God

Joey Barton Turns To God

Joey Barton, the Newcastle United and England boxer, is a reformed character and, according to his manager, Sir Kevin Keegan, has "turned to God".

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Funny story: Hull City To Become The 'New Bolton Wanderers'

Hull City To Become The 'New Bolton Wanderers'

Experts claim Premiership newboys Hull City are the 'new Bolton Wanderers' and bear all the hallmarks of the Trotters, being physical, gritty, resilient, and prone to booting the ball forward rather than pass...

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Funny story: Police smash soccer stars' 'dead mum' ring

Police smash soccer stars' 'dead mum' ring

Police have uncovered a sick operation which is helping greedy football stars to cash in on bereavement.

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Funny story: Bristol City Fans To Abandon Singing Cider Songs

Bristol City Fans To Abandon Singing Cider Songs

Fans of Bristol City, the Championship playoff losers, have vowed to stop singing stupid cider songs as a way of inspiring their team, and of drowning their sorrows after huge defeats.

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Funny story: Chelsea Sell Trophy Cabinet

Chelsea Sell Trophy Cabinet

Chelsea Football Club, who lost last night's Champions League Final to Manchester United on penalties, have ended the season without any success whatsoever, and have decided to sell their trophy cabinet.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Awarded Freedom Of Manchester Gay Quarter

Cristiano Ronaldo Awarded Freedom Of Manchester Gay Quarter

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United winger whose goal helped the Reds to win last night's Champions League Final in Moscow, is to be given the freedom of Manchester's Gay Quarter as a result of his services to the area. The Portuguese player...

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Funny story: Champions League Final The Wettest On Record

Champions League Final The Wettest On Record

Last night's Champions League Final at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow was the wettest on record, say meteorologists, who clearly have no sense of occasion. Nearly 20million buckets of rain fell - enough to ruin

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Funny story: Chelsea dribbling skills not enough to win against Manchester United

Chelsea dribbling skills not enough to win against Manchester United

In an exciting football final where Manchester United met Chelsea in Moscow, which is a still a 'communist-ish' city sufficiently far enough away from the UK to keep troublemakers at bay, Chelsea's dribbling skills were not enough to gain...

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Funny story: English Football Fans Disgrace Themselves Again

English Football Fans Disgrace Themselves Again

Today, after the Champion's League final, won by lots of foreign players, Chelsea and Manchester United fans let down their country disgracefully again, by not rioting across the streets of Moscow. To add to their shame, only a handful of fans ha...

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Funny story: Naked Aggression

Naked Aggression

Gok Wan has once more, shown a different side to his nature after being arrested and charged after the Championship 'play off' game between Bristol City and Crystal Palace last week.

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Funny story: Cardiff City Scum Cause Mayhem, And Pompey Too!

Cardiff City Scum Cause Mayhem, And Pompey Too!

Police today are reliving Saturday's mayhem outside Wembley stadium as 90,000 fans poured out into the Capital.

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Funny story: Cup Final Was The Most Exciting In History

Cup Final Was The Most Exciting In History

Pundits across England were today calling the English FA Cup final the most exciting one in history. Commentating legend, John Motson, aged 11, said: 'Well, David, this is certainly surprising. I spoke to Sir Alex Ferguson earlier, and he said it...

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Funny story: Hull City Fans To Watch Championship Final On Giant TV Screen In Bristol

Hull City Fans To Watch Championship Final On Giant TV Screen In Bristol

Fans of Hull City, the hardest in the Championship, have said that, rather than travelling to Wembley for the play-off Final, they will watch the game on a giant TV screen in Bristol city centre to facilitate maximum violence...

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Funny story: Cup Victory Predicted For Queen Of The South

Cup Victory Predicted For Queen Of The South

Speaking from his luxury house in Govan, Rangers manager Walter Miffed predicted that Queen of the South would win this year's Scottish Cup.

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Funny story: For Sale: Manchester City Football Club

For Sale: Manchester City Football Club

It might be the wrong time to buy property, but how about a football club? Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra has today put the club up for sale, with several of City's heroes from bygone t...

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Funny story: Rangers Fans Labelled "Drunks" By Respectable Manchester Folk

Rangers Fans Labelled "Drunks" By Respectable Manchester Folk

Fans of Glasgow Rangers who behaved despicably after last night's UEFA Cup Final defeat against Zenit St Petersburg, have been called "scoundrels", "hooligans" and &qu...

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