LONDON - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton has just told her husband William that he had better talk to his grandmother AKA Queen Elizabeth II, and tell her that she had better stop meddling in their marital affairs. Kate, who i...
Scotland - An Independence Day crop circle of Lady Liberty has popped up overnight on Holyrood Palace lawns where the Queen is holed up during her annual Scottish Week stay. Flunkies nearly busted a gut raking over the 250ft turf etching that's sp...
Quito, Ecuador - Human frights activists lobbying for CIA whistleblower Edward Snowden's Ecuador asylum bid hinted today about conclusive proof of years of buggery 'and US snooping' on daft octogenarian monarch Elizabeth Windsor. The espionage pro...
LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune recently spoke with a personal bodyguard of Kate Middleton. And this individual who could not give out his name due to United Kingdom Royal Bodyguarding Protocol rules revealed that he knows more about P...
LONDON - When it comes to keeping secrets, Prince William is pretty much in the same league as Edward Snowden, the NSA whistleblower. And although Wills, as Simon Cowell calls him, does not possess a whistle, he does possess the inability to keep...
London - She's almost busted a gasket at news that Gibraltar's British sovereignty has been horribly messed about with by a Spanish police patrol. Courtiers had to up her intravenous largactil as details of the outrage emerged, described by Spanis...
London - "Does it mean she'll kick the bucket tomorrow?" an air traffic controlled chuckled at today's announcement that a revamped Heathrow Airport building has just been named Terminal 2: The Queen's Terminal. "Everyone knows HM 'is terminal', h...
NEW YORK CITY - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton's idea to have the birth of her and husband William's baby filmed has greatly angered Will's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth. BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle said she spoke with Brit...
London - Someone has gone and lobbed a bloody great big turd at a portrait of Her Maj in Westmonster Abbey. And it's completely f++ked up the pic's Royal Tiara. The snake oil on canvas painting was on display in the Abbey's Chapter Eleven Bankr...
NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney flew to the Big Apple to visit an old friend who was having uvula surgery at Brooklyn's Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital. As the former Beatle left Sal General he was approached by Pia Confetti with Celebrity Gl...
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the hit dancing show Dancing With The Stars have already sat down and are trying to figure out who to invite to appear on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars. One name which has come up in previous meetings is t...
Isle of Dogs, London - An entire print run of commemorative second class stamps featuring a new painting of Queen Elizabeth may have to be consigned to the shredder following an eruption of public disgust. Commissioned** by Royal Mail the portrait...
LONDON - Britain's Bus Bureau, known as the BBB, has just announced that it is in the process of starting to eliminate all double decker buses. Reginald F. Quibbenshire, a spokesperson for BBB stated that since the numbers of people riding public…
NEW YORK CITY - Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue is reporting that there appears to be some problems in the fairy tale marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge. Wasabi spoke with a correspondent with Engl...
Her Majesty the Queen's speech to parliament today has achieved the impossible - all members of the House who were in attendance remained awake. Her Royal Majesty opened her speech with a plea to Wrigley's, the chewing gum manufacturer, not to lay...
London - Wednesday's state ceremony will feature a remote controlled latex mannequin whose batteries are powered by low-emission biofuel gas. "Who cares if it looks like Abu Hamza in drag, eh?" Prince Philip chuckled as Palace puppeteers finalized...
LONDON - Queen Elizabeth has said that she will not tolerate anyone in the royal family not adhering to established royal protocol. Reports out of Buckhouse AKA Buckingham Palace state that the 87-year-old gal is sick and tired of reading about he...
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