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Funny story: Dog Found In Yoghurt Pot

Dog Found In Yoghurt Pot

A food production company was ordered to pay nearly £10,000 after a man found a dog in a yoghurt pot as he ate his lunch. Oscar Waggitt of Stinkborough, South Yorkshire had already eaten some of the yoghurt when he came across the canine filling.

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver's new series on African school dinners branded "distasteful"

Jamie Oliver's new series on African school dinners branded "distasteful"

Jamie Oliver's African School Dinners has been attacked as "distasteful" and "a step too far". The show, which sees the tireless campaigner and occasional chef investigating the state of nutrition in educational institutions throughout the contine...

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Funny story: Charlton Heston Blumenthal says "Get your filthy paws offa my Fat Duck, you damn dirty ape"

Charlton Heston Blumenthal says "Get your filthy paws offa my Fat Duck, you damn dirty ape"

Telly boxing host, Jim Rosenthal, has started a legal bout of fisticuffs with celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal in court over a £1,300 meal which left him seriously ill. Mr Blumenthals Obese Mallard had purchased a consignment of dodgy oysters, no...

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Funny story: Man vs Food presenter announces latest eating challenge as "Insane"

Man vs Food presenter announces latest eating challenge as "Insane"

The Travel Channel's Adam Richman has announced his latest challenge for his Man vs Food show. The hit, which features Richman taking on eating challenges from some of the best restaurants and diners in the USA, has had some crazy platters featured b...

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Funny story: Scientists discover what dinosaurs tasted like

Scientists discover what dinosaurs tasted like

Palaeontologists from Manchester University of Science and Technology have finally reconstructed what dinosaurs tasted like. Using quantum tunnelling microscopes on the patterns that their flesh left imprinted in the rocks, they have compared the...

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Funny story: Old Tamagotchi meat discovered in food chain

Old Tamagotchi meat discovered in food chain

Meat from Tamagotchis bred during the late 90s and early 00s has gone into the UK food chain, officials said today. The news came as evidence emerged that some Tamagotchi meat had also been exported to other countries from China and Japan, mainly...

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Funny story: UK Gov hires Mahatma Gandhi to re-write nutritional guidelines for school meals

UK Gov hires Mahatma Gandhi to re-write nutritional guidelines for school meals

DOWNING STREET: The Cam-Clegg coalition has proudly announced the appointment of Mahatma Gandhi as Head of the School Nutrition Council. Speaking to reporters PM Dave-Cam said: "As you know I recently went to India with my begging bowl. I met w...

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Funny story: Premier League will launch a line of food products ahead of the new season

Premier League will launch a line of food products ahead of the new season

The English FA and the Premier League have got together in a new merchandising deal worth twenty million pounds, releasing a line of food products. First in the freezer cabinets of local supermarkets will be Aston Vanilla ice-cream, said by food c...

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Funny story: Local woman cooks too much dinner

Local woman cooks too much dinner

An Enfield resident has been reported to have cooked too much dinner for herself. Allegedly, her boyfriend, who also shared the meal, claimed he was "fine " with the portion served. 'I was happy with the size of my dinner' said her boyfriend, a...

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Funny story: FDA to Ban Fresh Broccoli

FDA to Ban Fresh Broccoli

In an effort to protect the U.S. public from low cost, healthy foods, the US Food and Drug Administration will now ban fresh broccoli from human consumption. "This ban is being implemented after multiple reports of the benefits of fresh broccoli a...

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Funny story: Paul Boil: Competitive Eater R.I.P

Paul Boil: Competitive Eater R.I.P

In the world of competitive eating, only one name stands above all others, Paul Boil. The 29 year old bricklayer from Stafford has won more competitions in his five year career than any other eater competitor on the scene. Crowned a heady four...

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Funny story: Forget extra virgin olive oil - China restaurants admit using "gutter oil" to cook

Forget extra virgin olive oil - China restaurants admit using "gutter oil" to cook

BEIJING: The international community seems to be so taken in with a 'powerful and rising' China. But much of what is really happening in China remains opaque - hidden from the world. China presents its facade and the global community is expected t...

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Funny story: Energy Drinks On The Go

Energy Drinks On The Go

For anyone who has been homeless for more than a day, mayonnaise is a real Godsend. It can be acquired at almost all fast food restaurants for free and it provides just enough calories to sustain one's energy level for a few more miserable hours, or until they can scrounge up something else to eat from a dumpster. Mayonnaise as we all know is most commonly used as a sandwich spread but duri...

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Funny story: Animal Rights Group Approves Consumption of Animals "Killed by Accident"

Animal Rights Group Approves Consumption of Animals "Killed by Accident"

The meat industry and vegetarians everywhere are rejoicing in the decision by an animal rights group to encourage the consumption of animals that are the victims of accidental death. "Every day, thousands of otherwise humanely treated animals are...

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Funny story: Largest Tiger Prawn in the World, Brisbane, Australia

Largest Tiger Prawn in the World, Brisbane, Australia

After 10 years of careful breeding and research, Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) scientists have created a larger tiger prawn which will reduce the need to import the popular seafood platter and barbecue food.

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Funny story: 66,000 Pounds of Bison Meat Recalled!

66,000 Pounds of Bison Meat Recalled!

A Colorado company is recalling about 66,000 pounds of ground and tenderized bison meat that may be contaminated with a potentially deadly strain of E. coli, according to the U.S. Department of Manifest Destiny, Westward Ho! Division. The Departme...

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Funny story: "The Chupacabra and Seven" Wins The 2010 Best Damn Drink In The USA Contest

"The Chupacabra and Seven" Wins The 2010 Best Damn Drink In The USA Contest

LOBO, Texas - The small West Texas town of Lobo recently hosted The 29th Annual Best Damn Drink In The USA Contest & Frijoles Borachos Cookoff. The yearly event was held on Tumblin' Tumbleweed Day, which is celebrated on the third Saturday in...

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