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Funny story: Oil Prices At A 30-Year Low

Oil Prices At A 30-Year Low

Governments around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this morning when, despite the price of oil reaching a record $140 per barrel, it was officially announced by OPEC that the size of barrels is now bigger than...

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Funny story: Hyundai Announces Nerf Cars

Hyundai Announces Nerf Cars

Hyundai Motor America announced a breakthrough today that will promote safety and fuel economy. The Korean car maker will start selling Nerf cars in the second quarter of 2009.

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Funny story: An Article from Tara Palmer Dumbkinson, so Sadly Missed at the Sunday Times

An Article from Tara Palmer Dumbkinson, so Sadly Missed at the Sunday Times

I raised myself from my Gucci bed and looked out of my tinted windows (from Dolland and Aitcheson) at my beautiful Mazda car (from Acme Cars on King's Road in Chelsea) this morning. I was going to take a shower by walking in my Jimmi Choo slippers into the bathroom, but thought I'd wait for my new bestest friend, Lewis Hamilton to give me a lift.

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Funny story: On The Buses

On The Buses

The Government keep telling us to stop using our cars, and after all, travelling by bus really can be so enlightening. You meet all types of interesting people, psychopaths and social dropouts.

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Funny story: I Am The Neighborhood Lothario

I Am The Neighborhood Lothario

HICKSVILLE - Hi, my name is Spot. Your yard or mine? Want to do it here? Ignore those passing cars. That was great.

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Funny story: New research on ultra soft synthetic rubber

New research on ultra soft synthetic rubber

BMW has been working since 2004 on a new form of ultra soft synthetic rubber to

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Funny story: Motorists to become biofuel

Motorists to become biofuel

With the recent spate of government legislation aimed at innocent hardworking motorists, TheSpoof.com has uncovered top secret plans to turn motorists into fuel. Utilising a Roman method of execution, "Decimation" is to be implemented on the roads...

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Funny story: Ford to Release New Sports Car

Ford to Release New Sports Car

In a shocking move Ford Motor Company is releasing a new gas guzzling sports car for 2009.

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Funny story: Tata to Jaguar and Land Rover

Tata to Jaguar and Land Rover

Tata Mate Motor Company, the Indian motor manufacturer, has announced that it has agreed to buy Land Rover and Jaguar for around £1 from Ford if it includes the carpets.

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Funny story: Eco-towns to reintroduce man with red flag for motorists

Eco-towns to reintroduce man with red flag for motorists

Housing minister Caroline Flint has announced that vehicles driving on roads into the planned eco-towns will be compelled to have a man walking in front of them waving a red flag. As part of the governments plans to minimise the carbon footprint of...

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Funny story: Car makers make a fortune through planned warranty extensions says Mikey Cyrus

Car makers make a fortune through planned warranty extensions says Mikey Cyrus

Car manufacturers are making a fortune through planned obsolescence and warranty extensions according to singing star Mikey Cyrus.

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Funny story: Al Gore At New York Auto Show: "Global Warming, a bunch of hot air!"

Al Gore At New York Auto Show: "Global Warming, a bunch of hot air!"

(New York-NY) Visitors to the New York Auto Show got more than their share of pimped out rides to compensate for fear of inadequate penis length and three thousand dollar rims spinning on five hundred dollar cars. Al Gore, crusader a...

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Funny story: Cats Found to be Clean-Burning Fossil Fuel Alternative

Cats Found to be Clean-Burning Fossil Fuel Alternative

Egypt - Scientists in Egypt working on the creation of a synthetic, clean burning fuel to replace fossil fuels in aid of reversing global warming discovered a solution after accidentally set fire to one of the laboratory's pet cats. They found t...

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Funny story: Renault Refutes Clio Bonnet Hazard

Renault Refutes Clio Bonnet Hazard

Thousands of Renault Clio 2 owners have complained to Renault about the unexpected opening of the Clio bonnet whilst driving.

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Funny story: Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).

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Funny story: GM to Produce One Horsepower Carriage; Power Not Included

GM to Produce One Horsepower Carriage; Power Not Included

LANCASTER, Mich. - In an effort to support manufacturing jobs and help the environment, GM announced it will produce horse driven carriages. The motorized carriage will be phased out by the year 2018 to meet the standards of the Energy and Fair Labor...

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Funny story: Affordable Tata Car runs on "People Power"

Affordable Tata Car runs on "People Power"

Tata Motors chairman Ratan Tata has unveiled a brand spanking new innovation in car manufacturing that he believes will open up the possibility of affordable car ownership for the general population of one of the worlds most populous...

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