HICKSVILLE - Hi, my name is Spot. Your yard or mine? Want to do it here? Ignore those passing cars. That was great.
Hey, there's a brindle. Want to do it here? Ignore those people pointing at us. Thanks, that was great.
Hey, there's a purebred. Wow. Want to do it here? Ignore all those passersby. That was great. You know what's great about being a dog? We don't have to worry about STDs. Isn't that great?
Wow, I'm tired from all that running around. I'm going home and have some food and water. Then I'm going to take a nap.
Woof, woof.
